Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)
@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social
Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.
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Jade Crypt of Music (13th March, 2025) — Jade Crypt of Wonders
Something happened this year which I didn’t expect would ever occur, I bought a subscription to Apple Music, and while I don’t want to shill for them unpaid - I definitely have more access to new musi...
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jadecryptofwonders.com/blog/jade-cr... <- I have emerged from the bushes with some album reviews for you to read!
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One of my favorite things is when dogs hear a siren & are like, "yes brother, woooooo!" They're so inclusive.
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
One of my favorite things is when dogs hear a siren & are like, "yes brother, woooooo!" They're so inclusive.
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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CARTOON/HITKEY.GIF
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
CARTOON/HITKEY.GIF
@bigmamamendo.bsky.social youtu.be/cPOJXIYXtZk?... <- As soon as I got this in the algorithm I knew I had to send it to you, prepare to cry.
Semler - Chyna (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Semler
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
@bigmamamendo.bsky.social youtu.be/cPOJXIYXtZk?... <- As soon as I got this in the algorithm I knew I had to send it to you, prepare to cry.
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My new mission in life is to find people who have never watched a Worthikids animation before and make sure this is the FIRST one they see, zero context, zero pre-gaming
youtu.be/iTTumugS9ys
youtu.be/iTTumugS9ys
BIGTOP BURGER: FACELESS
YouTube video by Worthikids
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My new mission in life is to find people who have never watched a Worthikids animation before and make sure this is the FIRST one they see, zero context, zero pre-gaming
youtu.be/iTTumugS9ys
youtu.be/iTTumugS9ys
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Good news!
Gut bacteria in reptiles and amphibians have #cancer fighting properties and a specific one attacks tumor tissue while amping up the immune response, enlisting extra help from T cells, B cells, and neutrophils to shrink tumors, sometimes completely.
www.sciencealert.com/powerful-ant...
Gut bacteria in reptiles and amphibians have #cancer fighting properties and a specific one attacks tumor tissue while amping up the immune response, enlisting extra help from T cells, B cells, and neutrophils to shrink tumors, sometimes completely.
www.sciencealert.com/powerful-ant...
Powerful Anti-Cancer Drug Discovered Inside Japanese Tree Frog
Scientists have discovered a promising new approach to fighting cancer in the gut bacteria of a Japanese tree frog, with one strain completely shrinking tumors in mice, with no severe side effects.
www.sciencealert.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Good news!
Gut bacteria in reptiles and amphibians have #cancer fighting properties and a specific one attacks tumor tissue while amping up the immune response, enlisting extra help from T cells, B cells, and neutrophils to shrink tumors, sometimes completely.
www.sciencealert.com/powerful-ant...
Gut bacteria in reptiles and amphibians have #cancer fighting properties and a specific one attacks tumor tissue while amping up the immune response, enlisting extra help from T cells, B cells, and neutrophils to shrink tumors, sometimes completely.
www.sciencealert.com/powerful-ant...
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Sad how the Bondi terrorist attack so gleefully heartened Labor’s opponents, racists, genocide apologists, and other opportunistic grubs.
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sad how the Bondi terrorist attack so gleefully heartened Labor’s opponents, racists, genocide apologists, and other opportunistic grubs.
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A reminder that the key to writing is getting the very best out of your brain, but in order to get the best out of it you have to take care of your mental health. Stress, concern, and depression will take a toll on your work. So always make sure to take care of YOU and you'll get your best work.
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A reminder that the key to writing is getting the very best out of your brain, but in order to get the best out of it you have to take care of your mental health. Stress, concern, and depression will take a toll on your work. So always make sure to take care of YOU and you'll get your best work.
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Young Zelda & Link Art - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Young Zelda & Link Art - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D
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Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n... <- Why would you even give up condoms and divorce for the Catholic Church if Mary’s gonna get sidelined like this, SMH.
Mary was not co-redeemer, Vatican says amid spread of cult of the Madonna
Pope Leo approves decree saying co-redeemer title risks eclipsing exclusive role of Jesus in saving humanity
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n... <- Why would you even give up condoms and divorce for the Catholic Church if Mary’s gonna get sidelined like this, SMH.
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"Is that Snoop Dogg? Ew! He used to be cool, but ew." -- my niece
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"Is that Snoop Dogg? Ew! He used to be cool, but ew." -- my niece
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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I'm just calling to wish you a very Merry Christmas… please hold for purrs.🍌📞😻🎄
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm just calling to wish you a very Merry Christmas… please hold for purrs.🍌📞😻🎄
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I dare any antivaxxer to look up Hans Christian Andersen's brief stay at Charles Dickens' house and then tell me to my face that Autism is a recent phenomenon 😅
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I dare any antivaxxer to look up Hans Christian Andersen's brief stay at Charles Dickens' house and then tell me to my face that Autism is a recent phenomenon 😅
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anybody know where I can pick up a turboman doll today? it’s an emergency
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
anybody know where I can pick up a turboman doll today? it’s an emergency
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We are very blessed to have been in the timeline where Vince Guaraldi got to do the music for A Charlie Brown Christmas.
After you watch that again, check out his other music, his trio has a lot of great stuff.
After you watch that again, check out his other music, his trio has a lot of great stuff.
I love this. I remember watching the Charlie Brown Christmas special as a second grader and loving Guaraldi's music
A San Francisco jazz pianist made ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ a holiday classic www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...
A San Francisco jazz pianist made ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ a holiday classic www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...
A San Francisco jazz pianist made ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ a holiday classic
OPINION: Vince Guaraldi’s introspective jazz soundtrack to “A Charlie Brown Christmas” helped make the show a holiday classic, Bill Dal Cerro writes.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We are very blessed to have been in the timeline where Vince Guaraldi got to do the music for A Charlie Brown Christmas.
After you watch that again, check out his other music, his trio has a lot of great stuff.
After you watch that again, check out his other music, his trio has a lot of great stuff.
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44 years ago today, cinema was scorched by one of the greatest action films ever made.
Dive deep into how The Road Warrior redefined genre and myth
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cinephiliabeyond.org/the-road-war...
Dive deep into how The Road Warrior redefined genre and myth
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cinephiliabeyond.org/the-road-war...
‘Mad Max II’: How George Miller’s ‘Road Warrior’ Became One of the Greatest Action Movies of All Time • Cinephilia & Beyond
By Koraljka Suton That came from my experience and having improved as a writer, understanding dramatic conflict a little better. Also, returning to that mythological core, a part of the hero saga is t...
cinephiliabeyond.org
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
44 years ago today, cinema was scorched by one of the greatest action films ever made.
Dive deep into how The Road Warrior redefined genre and myth
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cinephiliabeyond.org/the-road-war...
Dive deep into how The Road Warrior redefined genre and myth
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cinephiliabeyond.org/the-road-war...
Had KFC for Christmas dinner and made our box of chicken for lunch last for a second helping. Merry Christmas to all and peace on earth.
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Had KFC for Christmas dinner and made our box of chicken for lunch last for a second helping. Merry Christmas to all and peace on earth.
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Happy Ice Cream Bunny Day!
a white stuffed animal with a blue sky in the background is looking at the camera .
ALT: a white stuffed animal with a blue sky in the background is looking at the camera .
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December 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Happy Ice Cream Bunny Day!
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I find it moving that David Lynch loved IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE so much he couldn't talk about it without crying. His sincere belief in the redemptive possibilities contained in that film and what it said about people seems to me like a key element of understanding his own work.
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I find it moving that David Lynch loved IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE so much he couldn't talk about it without crying. His sincere belief in the redemptive possibilities contained in that film and what it said about people seems to me like a key element of understanding his own work.
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
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🎶 The tiny queen
With eyes of green
The prettiest kitty you’ve ever seen
Miss Ginger is our kitty
That all of us love so much 🎶
With eyes of green
The prettiest kitty you’ve ever seen
Miss Ginger is our kitty
That all of us love so much 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
🎶 The tiny queen
With eyes of green
The prettiest kitty you’ve ever seen
Miss Ginger is our kitty
That all of us love so much 🎶
With eyes of green
The prettiest kitty you’ve ever seen
Miss Ginger is our kitty
That all of us love so much 🎶