Amateur Life User - Jade 😏
@jadedgreed666.bsky.social
She/They - Fantasy writer whose just starting out :)
20, MtF🏳️⚧️, MDNI
Have you ever walked into a very obvious broken tree root and impaled your leg? Hi I’m Jade and I walked into a stick. This is: “Losers 101”
20, MtF🏳️⚧️, MDNI
Have you ever walked into a very obvious broken tree root and impaled your leg? Hi I’m Jade and I walked into a stick. This is: “Losers 101”
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So… what’s the difference between “fiancé” and “fiancée”?
Is it like “center” and “centre”?
Or like “employer” and “employee”
Is it like “center” and “centre”?
Or like “employer” and “employee”
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
So… what’s the difference between “fiancé” and “fiancée”?
Is it like “center” and “centre”?
Or like “employer” and “employee”
Is it like “center” and “centre”?
Or like “employer” and “employee”
How does one develop a filter?
Asking for a friend 😬🫣
Asking for a friend 😬🫣
November 28, 2024 at 7:42 AM
How does one develop a filter?
Asking for a friend 😬🫣
Asking for a friend 😬🫣
Sending spicy 🥵 pics 📸 to anyone who 👍 likes 😍💕
(Totally real)
((It’s just a pepper, that’s why it’s spicy))
(Totally real)
((It’s just a pepper, that’s why it’s spicy))
November 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Sending spicy 🥵 pics 📸 to anyone who 👍 likes 😍💕
(Totally real)
((It’s just a pepper, that’s why it’s spicy))
(Totally real)
((It’s just a pepper, that’s why it’s spicy))
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my personality is just three superegos in a trench coat
November 26, 2024 at 11:13 PM
my personality is just three superegos in a trench coat
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“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
Hey y’all!
Yesterday made one month since I started on Estrogen. The side effects are kicking my ass but I’m happier than ever!
❤️
#transgender #HRT
Yesterday made one month since I started on Estrogen. The side effects are kicking my ass but I’m happier than ever!
❤️
#transgender #HRT
November 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Hey y’all!
Yesterday made one month since I started on Estrogen. The side effects are kicking my ass but I’m happier than ever!
❤️
#transgender #HRT
Yesterday made one month since I started on Estrogen. The side effects are kicking my ass but I’m happier than ever!
❤️
#transgender #HRT
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It’s all in the telling.
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
It’s all in the telling.
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words to live by🙂↕️‼️
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
words to live by🙂↕️‼️
Player 5: I seduce the cup
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Player 1: I insight check the cup. What’s with this cup?
P2: I look around for other cups.
P3: Can I make a history or religion check about cups?
P4: I eat the cup.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Player 1: I insight check the cup. What’s with this cup?
P2: I look around for other cups.
P3: Can I make a history or religion check about cups?
P4: I eat the cup.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
GM: You’re looking around the room, shelves stocked with books line the walls. A beautiful chandelier casts soft amber tones all throughout. On a table in the centre of the room is a cup - partially filled with liquid.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
GM: You’re looking around the room, shelves stocked with books line the walls. A beautiful chandelier casts soft amber tones all throughout. On a table in the centre of the room is a cup - partially filled with liquid.
November 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Player 5: I seduce the cup
Avril Lavigne:
Changing the artist world even in 2024
Changing the artist world even in 2024
✨NOTION TEMPLATE FOR WRITERS✨
Reminder that I have a free Notion template you can use for your WIPs, which includes my character sheets! Whether you’re outlining, drafting, or revising, I hope this can help you stay motivated & focused!
Get it here: bit.ly/birdies-notion 🫶
Reminder that I have a free Notion template you can use for your WIPs, which includes my character sheets! Whether you’re outlining, drafting, or revising, I hope this can help you stay motivated & focused!
Get it here: bit.ly/birdies-notion 🫶
November 24, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Avril Lavigne:
Changing the artist world even in 2024
Changing the artist world even in 2024
Me and my friends beat the shit out of eachother with some plastic training swords today.
Feeling very bruised and very unathletic, how do people move without being in pain???
Feeling very bruised and very unathletic, how do people move without being in pain???
November 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Me and my friends beat the shit out of eachother with some plastic training swords today.
Feeling very bruised and very unathletic, how do people move without being in pain???
Feeling very bruised and very unathletic, how do people move without being in pain???
*me wearing a shirt saying “save a horse, ride a cowgirl”*
Friend: see that’s funny cause you’re the cow.
Me: well yeah, cow girl, like a cat girl but a cow girl.
Friend: see that’s funny cause you’re the cow.
Me: well yeah, cow girl, like a cat girl but a cow girl.
November 24, 2024 at 4:34 AM
*me wearing a shirt saying “save a horse, ride a cowgirl”*
Friend: see that’s funny cause you’re the cow.
Me: well yeah, cow girl, like a cat girl but a cow girl.
Friend: see that’s funny cause you’re the cow.
Me: well yeah, cow girl, like a cat girl but a cow girl.
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Working in customer service/retail has many challenges.
But if I ask you what you want, confirm your answer and start doing it, AND THEN you tell me you want something else.
Then you’re the worst person ever.
No I will not be taking questions.
But if I ask you what you want, confirm your answer and start doing it, AND THEN you tell me you want something else.
Then you’re the worst person ever.
No I will not be taking questions.
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Working in customer service/retail has many challenges.
But if I ask you what you want, confirm your answer and start doing it, AND THEN you tell me you want something else.
Then you’re the worst person ever.
No I will not be taking questions.
But if I ask you what you want, confirm your answer and start doing it, AND THEN you tell me you want something else.
Then you’re the worst person ever.
No I will not be taking questions.
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About time I used #promosky:
Me😊:
20 - she/they - Trans, Aromantic, Lesbian - Mega nerd
Shows:
MHA - One Piece - Black Clover - ATLA - B99 - Shadowhunters - 7DS
Games:
Assassins Creed - Minecraft - Fortnite - Pokemon - Tomb Raider
Other:
Tattoos - 🌿🍃 - Swords - Writing - Travel
Let’s be Moots!!
Me😊:
20 - she/they - Trans, Aromantic, Lesbian - Mega nerd
Shows:
MHA - One Piece - Black Clover - ATLA - B99 - Shadowhunters - 7DS
Games:
Assassins Creed - Minecraft - Fortnite - Pokemon - Tomb Raider
Other:
Tattoos - 🌿🍃 - Swords - Writing - Travel
Let’s be Moots!!
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
About time I used #promosky:
Me😊:
20 - she/they - Trans, Aromantic, Lesbian - Mega nerd
Shows:
MHA - One Piece - Black Clover - ATLA - B99 - Shadowhunters - 7DS
Games:
Assassins Creed - Minecraft - Fortnite - Pokemon - Tomb Raider
Other:
Tattoos - 🌿🍃 - Swords - Writing - Travel
Let’s be Moots!!
Me😊:
20 - she/they - Trans, Aromantic, Lesbian - Mega nerd
Shows:
MHA - One Piece - Black Clover - ATLA - B99 - Shadowhunters - 7DS
Games:
Assassins Creed - Minecraft - Fortnite - Pokemon - Tomb Raider
Other:
Tattoos - 🌿🍃 - Swords - Writing - Travel
Let’s be Moots!!
Silly me, been doing it wrong all these years!
I thought you were meant to do liedown first, my bad.
I thought you were meant to do liedown first, my bad.
Love doing standup…so fun…can never sleep afterward.
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Silly me, been doing it wrong all these years!
I thought you were meant to do liedown first, my bad.
I thought you were meant to do liedown first, my bad.
I sometimes wish I could do this with my bones.
Just take ‘em all out, give em a good clean, swing my spine around like a 90s movie gang member with a chain and then shove everything back in.
Ya feel me?
Just take ‘em all out, give em a good clean, swing my spine around like a 90s movie gang member with a chain and then shove everything back in.
Ya feel me?
Procrastinating writing so hard I wound up cleaning my keyboard instead
November 22, 2024 at 8:26 AM
I sometimes wish I could do this with my bones.
Just take ‘em all out, give em a good clean, swing my spine around like a 90s movie gang member with a chain and then shove everything back in.
Ya feel me?
Just take ‘em all out, give em a good clean, swing my spine around like a 90s movie gang member with a chain and then shove everything back in.
Ya feel me?
*coworker (C) telling me (M) about her book*
C: In the spicy scene I just read, there were three of them 🤯
M: so like a threesome?
C: not really, one of them is too-
*customer interrupts*
*customer leaves*
M: IM SORRY, THEY’RE 2?!
C: …too nervous. They’re too nervous, dude.
___
Context clues😬
C: In the spicy scene I just read, there were three of them 🤯
M: so like a threesome?
C: not really, one of them is too-
*customer interrupts*
*customer leaves*
M: IM SORRY, THEY’RE 2?!
C: …too nervous. They’re too nervous, dude.
___
Context clues😬
November 22, 2024 at 8:18 AM
*coworker (C) telling me (M) about her book*
C: In the spicy scene I just read, there were three of them 🤯
M: so like a threesome?
C: not really, one of them is too-
*customer interrupts*
*customer leaves*
M: IM SORRY, THEY’RE 2?!
C: …too nervous. They’re too nervous, dude.
___
Context clues😬
C: In the spicy scene I just read, there were three of them 🤯
M: so like a threesome?
C: not really, one of them is too-
*customer interrupts*
*customer leaves*
M: IM SORRY, THEY’RE 2?!
C: …too nervous. They’re too nervous, dude.
___
Context clues😬
Sometimes this app is so ridiculous and it brings me such joy. :) little piggy (:
Click on the post and see the quote skeet.
Click on the post and see the quote skeet.
November 22, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Sometimes this app is so ridiculous and it brings me such joy. :) little piggy (:
Click on the post and see the quote skeet.
Click on the post and see the quote skeet.
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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This is how I will be categorising all things from now on.
Sadly: 😔 My Life
Sadly: 😔 My Life
Another way to classify my books is by whether or not they have face-sitting.
😔 Hollow Road
😃 The Archive
😔 The Place Below
😔 The Living Waters
😃 The Isle of 1,000 Worlds
😃 Unpainted
😃 The World Within
😃 The Delve
😃 Jagged Shard
😃 Wings so Soft
😃 Cloti’s Song
😔 They of the West
😔 Hollow Road
😃 The Archive
😔 The Place Below
😔 The Living Waters
😃 The Isle of 1,000 Worlds
😃 Unpainted
😃 The World Within
😃 The Delve
😃 Jagged Shard
😃 Wings so Soft
😃 Cloti’s Song
😔 They of the West
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 AM
This is how I will be categorising all things from now on.
Sadly: 😔 My Life
Sadly: 😔 My Life
I have two kinds of dissociation:
1. “I wonder where bees go for vacations, I hope it’s nice.”
2. “I am an orb of continuous thought with no physical body and if any were to interact with me they would feel the full extent of my wr-“
“Hey, you zoned out *snaps*”
“😮Huh?”
#AuDHD #neurodivergent
1. “I wonder where bees go for vacations, I hope it’s nice.”
2. “I am an orb of continuous thought with no physical body and if any were to interact with me they would feel the full extent of my wr-“
“Hey, you zoned out *snaps*”
“😮Huh?”
#AuDHD #neurodivergent
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I have two kinds of dissociation:
1. “I wonder where bees go for vacations, I hope it’s nice.”
2. “I am an orb of continuous thought with no physical body and if any were to interact with me they would feel the full extent of my wr-“
“Hey, you zoned out *snaps*”
“😮Huh?”
#AuDHD #neurodivergent
1. “I wonder where bees go for vacations, I hope it’s nice.”
2. “I am an orb of continuous thought with no physical body and if any were to interact with me they would feel the full extent of my wr-“
“Hey, you zoned out *snaps*”
“😮Huh?”
#AuDHD #neurodivergent
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If they don’t know what a/s/l is - they are too young for you.
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
If they don’t know what a/s/l is - they are too young for you.