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Why must we live through the early 2000s a second time
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Why must we live through the early 2000s a second time
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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"What do you want the Dems to DO exactly?" is kicked dog behavior. Elected officials are not meant to do insider trading and occasionally give a 4/10 speech about civility. They are an expression of the values of those they represent, you're damn right I expect up to and including physical action.
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
"What do you want the Dems to DO exactly?" is kicked dog behavior. Elected officials are not meant to do insider trading and occasionally give a 4/10 speech about civility. They are an expression of the values of those they represent, you're damn right I expect up to and including physical action.
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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right lol ‘kennedy center vows to sue’ isn’t news. the news part of it hasn’t happened. rax king vows to sue the mouse that gnawed open her instant ramen package. you can just kind of vow whatever
My usual reminder that “we’re gonna file a lawsuit” isn’t news. That’s a press release. “We filed a lawsuit and here’s the complaint” is news.
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
right lol ‘kennedy center vows to sue’ isn’t news. the news part of it hasn’t happened. rax king vows to sue the mouse that gnawed open her instant ramen package. you can just kind of vow whatever
I get big deep holy feelings about what Winter Solstice is that would absolutely be trivialized by sharing them aloud basically anywhere in the Midwest, so instead I’m lighting a candle and having serious cuddles with my perfect, stinky cat 🩵
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I get big deep holy feelings about what Winter Solstice is that would absolutely be trivialized by sharing them aloud basically anywhere in the Midwest, so instead I’m lighting a candle and having serious cuddles with my perfect, stinky cat 🩵
THEY CALL IT ASTROVIRUS BC YOUR ASS B T’ROWING UP HAHAhahaaanyway I am very NOT WELL
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
THEY CALL IT ASTROVIRUS BC YOUR ASS B T’ROWING UP HAHAhahaaanyway I am very NOT WELL
Just scheduled a meeting on my own calendar for next August to remind myself of a joke I want to make 🥸
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just scheduled a meeting on my own calendar for next August to remind myself of a joke I want to make 🥸
One thing I’d grossly under appreciated about being a single woman is that the alternative is having to suffer through watching Adam Sandler movies with some man.
September 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
One thing I’d grossly under appreciated about being a single woman is that the alternative is having to suffer through watching Adam Sandler movies with some man.
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
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Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
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Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.
June 22, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.
The lady sitting next to me on this flight is reading a book WITH PHOTOS about a plane crash 😨
July 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The lady sitting next to me on this flight is reading a book WITH PHOTOS about a plane crash 😨
The silver lining of having had a medically… complex past year is that I can get an absolutely horrific headache but still have half a prescription of The Good Shit left from my post-lumbar puncture headache.
June 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The silver lining of having had a medically… complex past year is that I can get an absolutely horrific headache but still have half a prescription of The Good Shit left from my post-lumbar puncture headache.
My friend’s 4 year old and his parents tell each other “I love you more than anything” at bedtime every night, and tonight he hit me with it after I tucked him in 😭🥰
May 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My friend’s 4 year old and his parents tell each other “I love you more than anything” at bedtime every night, and tonight he hit me with it after I tucked him in 😭🥰
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I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was Pierbattista Pizzaballa
I wish I was Pierbattista Pizzaballa
May 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was Pierbattista Pizzaballa
I wish I was Pierbattista Pizzaballa
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The Torment Nexus isn’t evil, it’s only a tool owned by the wrong people. If we build our own Torment Nexus, things will be better than ever.
May 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Torment Nexus isn’t evil, it’s only a tool owned by the wrong people. If we build our own Torment Nexus, things will be better than ever.
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listen up fellas
May 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
listen up fellas
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gonna be a total Karen and express my basic needs
May 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
gonna be a total Karen and express my basic needs