Jaison Simmons (He/Him/His)
@jaison96.bsky.social
Philly Born, Atlanta Raised
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Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive
1. This needs to be a t-shirt
2. My petty saying from now on!
2. My petty saying from now on!
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Trump’s corruption is sprawling & documented
We @democracydefendersfund.org are challenging abuses like the Qatari jet & crypto profits through over 237 legal cases & matters
Courts are pushing back—but but the ultimate guardrail is the American people
I explained on @ms.now👇
We @democracydefendersfund.org are challenging abuses like the Qatari jet & crypto profits through over 237 legal cases & matters
Courts are pushing back—but but the ultimate guardrail is the American people
I explained on @ms.now👇
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Trump’s corruption is sprawling & documented
We @democracydefendersfund.org are challenging abuses like the Qatari jet & crypto profits through over 237 legal cases & matters
Courts are pushing back—but but the ultimate guardrail is the American people
I explained on @ms.now👇
We @democracydefendersfund.org are challenging abuses like the Qatari jet & crypto profits through over 237 legal cases & matters
Courts are pushing back—but but the ultimate guardrail is the American people
I explained on @ms.now👇
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Trump's black hand was painted up again today (via Getty)
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Trump's black hand was painted up again today (via Getty)
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I don’t understand, we’re The Hottest Country In The World
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t understand, we’re The Hottest Country In The World
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there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
No Avengers: Doomsday trailer…..Fuck y’all
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
No Avengers: Doomsday trailer…..Fuck y’all
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I look forward to the updated CECOT piece with additional reporting on the rainbows and puppy dogs that every inmate gets.
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I look forward to the updated CECOT piece with additional reporting on the rainbows and puppy dogs that every inmate gets.
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If they just aired it they could claim they're not biased. If they just left Trump's name in a couple innocuous Epstein reports they could claim there's nothing else to see. This is Saddam/Putin shit, claiming he got 100% of the vote. They're very stupid fascists!
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If they just aired it they could claim they're not biased. If they just left Trump's name in a couple innocuous Epstein reports they could claim there's nothing else to see. This is Saddam/Putin shit, claiming he got 100% of the vote. They're very stupid fascists!
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Nick Patrick-level
announcing the touchdown first was unreal heel work
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nick Patrick-level
Jalen Ramsey might have flopped
Just pure chaos to end the Lions-Steelers game
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Jalen Ramsey might have flopped
Caught in a cover up
The Justice Department republished an image containing a photo of President Trump that it had removed from an online collection of files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The removal of the image had raised questions about whether the department was trying to shield the president.
Trump Live Updates: Deputy A.G. Says Epstein File Photo Was Not Removed Because It Showed the President
nyti.ms
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Caught in a cover up
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Busted
The Justice Department republished an image containing a photo of President Trump that it had removed from an online collection of files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The removal of the image had raised questions about whether the department was trying to shield the president.
Trump Live Updates: Deputy A.G. Says Epstein File Photo Was Not Removed Because It Showed the President
nyti.ms
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Busted
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Earlier this year the people at 60 Minutes urged me to overcome fear and speak on camera about what it's like being a lawyer being targeted by Trump. When I did, they lavished me with praise -- noting I was the only person willing to do it.
Now it is their turn to show courage.
Now it is their turn to show courage.
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Earlier this year the people at 60 Minutes urged me to overcome fear and speak on camera about what it's like being a lawyer being targeted by Trump. When I did, they lavished me with praise -- noting I was the only person willing to do it.
Now it is their turn to show courage.
Now it is their turn to show courage.
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I love how much happier he is doing these silly mystery movies and seeing himself as a muppet than he was being James Bond
Daniel Craig's reaction to Sesame Street's Beignet Blanc 🥲
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love how much happier he is doing these silly mystery movies and seeing himself as a muppet than he was being James Bond
One game suspension
per Gene: officials can't penalize him for something they didn't see in-game, NFL will address it later
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
One game suspension
At least A&M did something…
Texas A&M sweeps Kentucky to achieve their first women's volleyball national championship in school history 🏆
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
At least A&M did something…
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cbs advertising the kennedy center honors as a prestige event and not what looks like something i would've stumbled upon while channel surfing at 1am after watching chelsea lately
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
cbs advertising the kennedy center honors as a prestige event and not what looks like something i would've stumbled upon while channel surfing at 1am after watching chelsea lately
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What the hell?!? DK crashing out again
December 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What the hell?!? DK crashing out again
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Will obviously get punished / should keep his cool but man…what did this guy say to him
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Will obviously get punished / should keep his cool but man…what did this guy say to him