Jake
@jake.sooscreek.productions
📌PNW Filmmaker, photographer, and doofus. Notoriously earnest cornball. Two decades in tech, but I’d rather talk anything cameras. Dipped int he Tylenol river, Achilles style
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https://www.instagram.com/onetimeatjakes/
Soos Creek Productions
they/them
https://www.instagram.com/onetimeatjakes/
Soos Creek Productions
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all of us have two muppets inside of our hearts
unfortunately mine are statler and waldorf
unfortunately mine are statler and waldorf
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
all of us have two muppets inside of our hearts
unfortunately mine are statler and waldorf
unfortunately mine are statler and waldorf
Damn if he’s not right though 💀
In true non-binary fashion, you are somehow both of them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Damn if he’s not right though 💀
I don’t know where I fall on the Muppet spectrum I just know these are the two ends of the spectrum
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t know where I fall on the Muppet spectrum I just know these are the two ends of the spectrum
Marketing team at a previous company had a presentation on a country rollout where they projected the potential audience size to be the entire population of that country
No idea why that came to mind 🤷♂️
No idea why that came to mind 🤷♂️
Exclusive: OpenAI has projected 220 million people will be paying for a basic ChatGPT subscription by 2030 as it follows Slack’s and Spotify’s business playbook.
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OpenAI Projected at Least 220 Million People Will Pay for ChatGPT by 2030
To boost ChatGPT revenue, OpenAI is following a playbook enterprise apps Zoom and Slack have used to increase paid users. It’s hooking up most of its users—which now number more than 800 million—with ...
thein.fo
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Marketing team at a previous company had a presentation on a country rollout where they projected the potential audience size to be the entire population of that country
No idea why that came to mind 🤷♂️
No idea why that came to mind 🤷♂️
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a turkey stole a hotdog out of my hand when I was a kid & I grew up to be a chef & spent years developing my Thanksgiving turkey recipe because I've never forgiven them as a species
Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
a turkey stole a hotdog out of my hand when I was a kid & I grew up to be a chef & spent years developing my Thanksgiving turkey recipe because I've never forgiven them as a species
You can put just about whatever goop, glop, or slop on a sugar cookie and that's basically a pie
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You can put just about whatever goop, glop, or slop on a sugar cookie and that's basically a pie
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I can back this up. Domestic turkeys are only acting sweet and cuddly to get you to let your guard down so that they can commit more serious crimes (peck you directly in the eye/lip/nostril)
Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I can back this up. Domestic turkeys are only acting sweet and cuddly to get you to let your guard down so that they can commit more serious crimes (peck you directly in the eye/lip/nostril)
Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
How do we make Gattaca required watching?
Though editing humans is one of the most controversial pursuits in medicine, the rise of companies focused on it reflects a countervailing belief: that the capability to edit embryos creates an obligation to use it
Tech billionaires want to make gene-edited babies
Widespread bans don’t seem to be a hindrance
econ.st
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
How do we make Gattaca required watching?
Tucker Carlson somehow discovered the negative space of a Rembrandt triangle
Tucker Carlson describes Israeli PM Netanyahu as Western civilization’s “main enemy.”
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tucker Carlson somehow discovered the negative space of a Rembrandt triangle
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rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
Anyone who's had to deal with protecting children on the internet is familiar with the phrase "cheese pizza". You have to be *intentionally* bad at your policy job to not be filtering that phrase anywhere and everywhere on your platform
Here's a @wired.com article from just this morning about YouTube Roblox groomer hunter Schlep getting banned from Roblox
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Anyone who's had to deal with protecting children on the internet is familiar with the phrase "cheese pizza". You have to be *intentionally* bad at your policy job to not be filtering that phrase anywhere and everywhere on your platform
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WA AG Nick Brown is suing HUD over changes to its homeless housing grant program that could put thousands of currently housed people on the street in the Seattle area alone. The changes eliminate most funding for permanent housing and impose right-wing ideological requirements on programs.
AG Brown sues over HUD policy that would put more people into homelessness | Washington State
The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is illegally upending supports for tens of thousands of Americans experiencing housing insecurity or homelessness with abrupt changes that wi...
www.atg.wa.gov
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
WA AG Nick Brown is suing HUD over changes to its homeless housing grant program that could put thousands of currently housed people on the street in the Seattle area alone. The changes eliminate most funding for permanent housing and impose right-wing ideological requirements on programs.
Here's a @wired.com article from just this morning about YouTube Roblox groomer hunter Schlep getting banned from Roblox
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Here's a @wired.com article from just this morning about YouTube Roblox groomer hunter Schlep getting banned from Roblox
Hindenburg Research just going right for it. Here's a bit from their October 2024 report on Roblox. Link:
hindenburgresearch.com/roblox/
hindenburgresearch.com/roblox/
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hindenburg Research just going right for it. Here's a bit from their October 2024 report on Roblox. Link:
hindenburgresearch.com/roblox/
hindenburgresearch.com/roblox/
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Paul Scheer is adult Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Paul Scheer is adult Charlie Brown
Where’s Paulie though? 👀
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November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Where’s Paulie though? 👀
The Needling hiding and detaching posts from people correctly calling them out for shit jokes feels like an uncharacteristic move for them
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Needling hiding and detaching posts from people correctly calling them out for shit jokes feels like an uncharacteristic move for them
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I wish that bit about not sleeping hadn't been so correct.
But it's morning, I'm alive, and Muttday #16 is edited and here. We're got everything, Meta and X being evil, Roblox being... more evil, neoliberalism, and even a bit about cheetah den cams and the Poison Lilies itch bundle and Creator Day
But it's morning, I'm alive, and Muttday #16 is edited and here. We're got everything, Meta and X being evil, Roblox being... more evil, neoliberalism, and even a bit about cheetah den cams and the Poison Lilies itch bundle and Creator Day
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I wish that bit about not sleeping hadn't been so correct.
But it's morning, I'm alive, and Muttday #16 is edited and here. We're got everything, Meta and X being evil, Roblox being... more evil, neoliberalism, and even a bit about cheetah den cams and the Poison Lilies itch bundle and Creator Day
But it's morning, I'm alive, and Muttday #16 is edited and here. We're got everything, Meta and X being evil, Roblox being... more evil, neoliberalism, and even a bit about cheetah den cams and the Poison Lilies itch bundle and Creator Day
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Do you know anyone that has made money making Roblox content? Do you know anyone who ultimately got into an infosec career because they spent time in the played Roblox -> hacked Roblox -> got into hacking pipeline?
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do you know anyone that has made money making Roblox content? Do you know anyone who ultimately got into an infosec career because they spent time in the played Roblox -> hacked Roblox -> got into hacking pipeline?
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
Deactivating because the person you made batshit projection posts about saw the batshit posts is such a bsky moment
AHT! AHT! We not deleting after you finally got me to address this. You got your statement. Live with it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Deactivating because the person you made batshit projection posts about saw the batshit posts is such a bsky moment
10/10
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
10/10
Paul Scheer is adult Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Paul Scheer is adult Charlie Brown
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"Better parental controls" is the tech company way to say "we know there are predators but they pay our bills"
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"Better parental controls" is the tech company way to say "we know there are predators but they pay our bills"