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Zombie Lynn
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Just happy to be here
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The morning so far
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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It can get lower!
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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🔥 Tennessee’s own sheryl crow bringing it
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Usha Vance Announces Pregnancy With Fourth Child https://theonion.com/usha-vance-announces-pregnancy-with-fourth-child/
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Texas's version of Punxsutawney Phil.

Ted Cruz spotted at the airport headed to warmer climes means we're headed into severe cold weather and possible power failure.
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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This week is #CervicalCancerPreventionWeek. This cancer is highly preventable in the present day, because we know a lot about its cause: this horrid little dude, human papillomavirus (HPV). With what we know about HPV and its link to cervical cancer, eliminating the disease is possible...
January 20, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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What he says…
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Greenland sharks can live to 400+ yrs.

Retaining the ability to SEE that long is remarkable, but they also deal with high pressures, low temps & almost universal eye parasites, a type of copepod crustacean.

The remarkable finding here for me is that they can see IN SPITE OF THE PARASITES.
Finally out! We studied the retinas of the longest-living vertebrate, the Greenland shark, and found that the retinas remain remarkably healthy in animals around 150 years old. What is the mechanism? It may be a highly efficient DNA repair system. Enjoy!
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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is earth okay
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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How does Good King Wencelas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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this time of year brings a mix of emotions, i know.

i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere.

this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call.

216-361-6772.
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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So reindeer (Rangifer tarandus) can't fly, but they are VERY MAGICAL.

For example, their EYES CHANGE COLOR during the year & they're one of the few large mammals that can see UV. Golden brown in summer, deep blue in winter.

Let's talk about the unique visual adaptations of Rudolph and company.
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love.

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Happy Hanukkah
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
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December 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM