Jane Coaston
@janecoaston.bsky.social
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Host of Crooked Media’s “What A Day.” Contributing writer at the New York Times. Previously: host of The Argument. Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan.
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janecoaston.bsky.social
One of the funnier aspects of right wing culture is how much everyone involved needs to placate people who think that Beach Blanket Bingo should have won an Oscar.
janecoaston.bsky.social
Okay but Vinny D as Javert would rule
celebrityhottub.bsky.social
the next time you find yourself getting Mad Online, try this: make a Les Miserables cast consisting only of character from Law & Order (*not counting SVU or Criminal Intent or other associated properties, if you really want to be challenged)
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“Milei basked in the adulation, throwing his leather-clad arms into the air, and took a sip of water before proceeding with his nine-track set of mostly 1980s rock anthems. “I’m human,” he told the packed stadium. “It might not seem like it, but I am.””

They’re all ridiculously whiny.
Burning down the house: Milei plays rock star as Argentina economy crashes
Facing protests and scandal, Argentina’s ‘rock star president’ performs in Buenos Aires, saying: ‘I’m human’
www.theguardian.com
janecoaston.bsky.social
Mike Johnson was born in 1972. “God Bless the USA” came out when he was 12. This is boomer cosplay.
mearns.bsky.social
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!”   says the idiot
janecoaston.bsky.social
ahhhhhh
nug.monster
they do it to george carlin's daughter too
kellycarlin.bsky.social
Everyday I get an email from a fan of my dad’s saying they’ve seen another A.I. video on social media.

We are doing our best to combat it, but it’s overwhelming, and depressing.
janecoaston.bsky.social
Also, SENDING THOSE VIDEOS TO HIS KID should result in moral prison.
maiamindel.bsky.social
Using AI to keep watching videos of a dead person is frankly sinister. Just reveals a culture obsessed iwth never moving forward or looking ahead, just wallowing in increasingly degraded and unnatural rehashes of its own memories
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Zelda Williams urges fans to stop sending AI videos of her father, Robin Williams:

“Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, I’ll restrict and move on.”
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iwriteok.bsky.social
as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.
janecoaston.bsky.social
Laurence Olivier could have seen RuPaul perform.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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mgobronxblue.bsky.social
There's a type of NFL knower who believes CFB is just baby's first NFL and every pro coach should be a hit in college. Guys like Harbaugh and Carroll are the exception, not the rule.
janecoaston.bsky.social
This is, as always, because Mike DeBord was terrible at his job.
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OK, but can we agree that it's more confusing that of all of the quarterbacks Michigan produced from Elvis Grbac to Shea Patterson, this was the one that became not just a superstar, but an honest to goodness legend?
janecoaston.bsky.social
(I think he was and is a good coach, I also think that coaching is very contextual.)
janecoaston.bsky.social
the funny thing is that Jim Harbaugh is an incredibly weird guy who just so happens to be able to both recruit college kids and coach full grown men.
janecoaston.bsky.social
that was always my question, like so much of college football is being able to convince kids and their parents you are a good person who cares about them. but then again, Brian Kelly is a college football head coach.
darosenthal.bsky.social
seemed weird to think he'd dominate in an environment where personality matters
janecoaston.bsky.social
Right, but I think a lot of NFL people saw Urban Meyer flailing in the NFL like a fish who is also a jerk and thought, "obviously it wouldn't be like that the OTHER way around"
tomscocca.bsky.social
Seems like the straightforward flipside of when big-time college coaches go the NBA and discover there's no such thing as a legacy program or a class of five-star recruits (and also that grown adults don't hustle harder if they yell at them)
janecoaston.bsky.social
CFB people were all over this, but there were a lot of NFL "knowers" convinced that he'd just run the ACC for some reason.
rodger.bsky.social
……. Maybe I am showing my ignorance of large swaths of sports media, but were people hyping this up? The vast majority of college football people seemed to clue onto it being a disaster from the start
janecoaston.bsky.social
“Was he ever a good coach at all” is a legit question now www.wsj.com/sports/footb...
janecoaston.bsky.social
Oh I’d absolutely watch it now, I need Mike Lombardi sending that panicked email in 4k
kellycosgrove.bsky.social
Seems like the documentary might have just been getting good?
janecoaston.bsky.social
Has there ever been a college football hire with this level of hype that went worse faster
gabrielmalor.bsky.social
Bill Belichick and Hulu's documentary to chronicle his first year at UNC has been canceled. Heh.

www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
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kleinman.bsky.social
Like, the '90s version of this is so much better. If it doesn't sound like Kevin Eubanks should be playing it then get it out of my face!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbP1...
NCAA on CBS - Classic College Basketball Theme Music 1993-2003
YouTube video by AztecVision
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kleinman.bsky.social
Man, @bencollins.bsky.social is right, this country lost its way when it lost jazzy sports intro music
hellocaitlin.bsky.social
It’s Time ⚾️ 🔱
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noupside.bsky.social
“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time
Senator Jim Banks V
@SenatorBanks
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The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states.
It included illegal immigrants and handed
Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it.
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Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding
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janecoaston.bsky.social
Yeah uh that tracks
gabrielmalor.bsky.social
4th Cir. holds it was no prejudicial error for jury to consider evidence of Nazi memorabilia possessed by a man accused of racially motivated assaults on a Mexican-American man and a black man, particularly after defendant mentioned his collection on the stand.

www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/244...
This case, however, is about hate crimes, not hate speech. Violent physical assaults
are “not by any stretch of the imagination expressive conduct protected by the First
Amendment.” Wisconsin v. Mitchell, 508 U.S. 476, 484 (1993). And it is well established
that Congress may account for racially discriminatory motives when penalizing criminal
conduct, as it did in the hate crimes laws at issue here. See id. at 487–88 (upholding a law
that imposed enhanced penalties for crimes committed “because of” race). While Hudak
was entitled to possess despicable Nazi symbols, the jury was entitled to consider that fact
when deciding whether he assaulted J.D. and J.S. because of their race, color, and national
origin.
How much meaning to assign the Nazi memorabilia was ultimately a question of
weight, not admissibility. But we see no abuse of discretion in the district court’s
conclusion that Hudak “opened the door to it[],” regardless of whether it would initially
have been admissible. Birchette, 908 F.3d at 61.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Football is a waste of time unlike scolding people on a website
janecoaston.bsky.social
Because I have sinned.
minakimes.bsky.social
Truly: why
diannarussini.bsky.social
TRADE: The Bengals are acquiring Joe Flacco and a sixth-round pick from the Browns for a fifth-round pick, sources say.