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‎𓆩♡𓆪ashlyn‎𓆩♡𓆪
@jasillygoose.bsky.social
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…ur mom (・・?)
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Franz Ferdinand covering "Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan was not how I expected to be reminded of Franz Ferdinand's existence
November 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Black Friday reminder:

You can save 100% if you don't buy anything!
November 29, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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nothing quite like the validation from a cat who starts purring just bc you talk to them for a while
November 28, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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Knee deep in the passenger seat and you're eating my ass or whatever Chappell Roan said
November 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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It’s crazy that we have to thank Drake being a horrible ass person for one of the best years for music in a very long time
November 28, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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I had two slices of CostCo pizza for dinner and they knocked me into a three-hour nap that felt like ten years of cryostatis. I did not merely sleep, I rejuvenated. Every cell in my body has recreated itself around a core of the greasiest pizza known to humanity
November 28, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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i’m thankful for chappell roan and would be even more thankful if she released the giver🫶🏻🫶🏻
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Tell me your Thanksgiving Shame.

My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.
November 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
rlly want an ice cold glass of milk so bad rn. or a mcdonald’s sprite
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo have arrived at the final premiere of ‘WICKED.’
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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20 years ago, Kelly Clarkson released 'Since U Been Gone'
November 15, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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By far the most liked post in my 16 years on Twitter.. Something tells me BlueSky will enjoy it too..
November 16, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Houston, we have a problem.
November 16, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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OwO
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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They don’t know how to read a clock, but they definitely know when it’s five minutes til dinner.
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Here is one of my drawings for this year's inktober ✨

Day 25 / Scarecrow

#howlsmovingcastle #watercolor #scarecrow #ghibli #illustration
November 15, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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listening to music that makes you feel like you're in another universe
November 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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pixel art by jubilee @8pxl.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM