jawless-fish.bsky.social
@jawless-fish.bsky.social
I'm broke and my family might disown me so please don't ask me for money.
The newest vol of the guy she liked wasn't a guy at all just dropped at my local librarys app it's a Christmas miracle!
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Learned I was hyper mobile recently and was feeling bad about it but then learned that an older friend of mine has VASCULAR ehlers danloss and it's putting it in perspective. Like yeah hypermobility has been ruining my college experience but at least I don't have a 50% chance of dying before 48
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I still think good things are possible
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Conspiracy theory: Abraham Lincoln was Frankenstein’s monster.
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Listen, I’ll grant you this thing sucks ass and doesn’t work, and employees and customers hate it and by extension us for using it. I’ll grant you all that. But what if it doesn’t? Wouldn’t we look foolish? I think my logic is sound.
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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sir the rats released another tell-all about the sinking ship
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
On a post about the upcoming Gaston backstory movie
Feminism and literacy killed his parents in front of him when he was a young child!
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
apparently this ISNT about Rainworld
Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I know a girl who watched her first movie ever at her college orientation. It was the barbie movie no less.
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
nothing's funnier than going through an old story you wrote. Wow I did Not Realize Anything about myself and wrote my self into here unknowingly, but not in a mary sue kinda way. like I wrote myself as a depressed loser boy with neuroses I did not know i possessed at the time.
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
cmon skyrim let me crossdress like a man
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Almost called a christian homeschooler whose 2 jobs are being a seamstress and a chick fil a employee "comrade bestie" during a conversation about Moby-Dick. That couldve been bad.
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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If your resume says “prompt engineer” on it, I’m sending you to the vacation bible school gulag where you have to glue sequins onto construction paper in the shape of the virgin mothers face until you admit that computer bad
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Gotta love how my conservative Christian high school was like "you should only care about mens opinions!not in a gay way tho that's weird
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Fifel goes to America's spirit is still going strong
This goes from "aww" to "OH NO" in a way Bluth would be proud of lmao
Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway).
Animation : Brikk & Dept studios.
Inspiration : Don Bluth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Realized that I don't like square dancing I just liked the girl I used to dance with

#dancing #dance #squaredancing #art #funny
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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place me in a temple grandin machine and walk away
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reaching the stage of finals where I dream of getting hit by a car badly enough to go to the hospital and stay there for a bit but not die just so I can get an extension on my final projects
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I was not expecting to be in the top 1% of Tegan and Sara listeners wow
#teganandsara #spotifywrapped #spotify #music
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM