Reposted by John Kelly
go birds
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
go birds
My love of Pokemon just gave me an answer to an unrelated question in trivia I love it
August 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My love of Pokemon just gave me an answer to an unrelated question in trivia I love it
Reposted by John Kelly
“The Phillies have the best record in baseball.”
That sounds wrong.
“They took first place from the Detroit Tigers.”
Okay now you’re definitely bullshitting me.
That sounds wrong.
“They took first place from the Detroit Tigers.”
Okay now you’re definitely bullshitting me.
May 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“The Phillies have the best record in baseball.”
That sounds wrong.
“They took first place from the Detroit Tigers.”
Okay now you’re definitely bullshitting me.
That sounds wrong.
“They took first place from the Detroit Tigers.”
Okay now you’re definitely bullshitting me.
Reposted by John Kelly
hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
There is a strange fun in watching your single friends hook up at a bachelor party weekend.
May 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There is a strange fun in watching your single friends hook up at a bachelor party weekend.
good morning go birds
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
good morning go birds
Reposted by John Kelly
I don't want to make sports bigger than it needs to be, it's really silly if you think about it. With that being said, my entire mental health depended on a young man who grew up in the Lehigh Valley running through the snow yesterday so I can get through today.
January 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I don't want to make sports bigger than it needs to be, it's really silly if you think about it. With that being said, my entire mental health depended on a young man who grew up in the Lehigh Valley running through the snow yesterday so I can get through today.
Reposted by John Kelly
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
Incredibly excited for @bowulf.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Incredibly excited for @bowulf.bsky.social
Reposted by John Kelly
Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.
February 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.
Kase and I just started bawling cause we figured out Sloane can count to ten. God I love being a parent.
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Kase and I just started bawling cause we figured out Sloane can count to ten. God I love being a parent.
Gonna have to give this platform more love. Getting sick of all others especially with the way the world is going.
November 7, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Gonna have to give this platform more love. Getting sick of all others especially with the way the world is going.
Reposted by John Kelly
well if the chance to go meet their king at the white house doesn’t will the phillies to a world series title in 2025 I’m officially out of ideas
November 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
well if the chance to go meet their king at the white house doesn’t will the phillies to a world series title in 2025 I’m officially out of ideas
Love Saquon so much, hate him so much that he’s gonna keep saving Nick’s job
October 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Love Saquon so much, hate him so much that he’s gonna keep saving Nick’s job
Reposted by John Kelly
Monthly Philly Sports Bluesky void scream. Sixers can go screw!!!
April 29, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Monthly Philly Sports Bluesky void scream. Sixers can go screw!!!
Had to come back here to scream into a bigger void about the despicable Phillies
March 29, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Had to come back here to scream into a bigger void about the despicable Phillies
Why do they call it farting while ejaculating and not Tutankhamun?
January 13, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Why do they call it farting while ejaculating and not Tutankhamun?
Annual monthly holy crap I’m a dad post. She’s 10 months old today. TEN FRIGGIN MONTHS
December 22, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Annual monthly holy crap I’m a dad post. She’s 10 months old today. TEN FRIGGIN MONTHS
Reposted by John Kelly
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
Reposted by John Kelly
me: Mac and cheese? Not a Thanksgiving food.
Media_Josh: Some men want to watch the world burn.
EmilyWebsite: Jon.
me: I woke up today and chose violence.
naval investigator: it was at this point the hull of the oil tanker captained by mr. bois collided with the reef, spilling tanks 1 through 37
Media_Josh: Some men want to watch the world burn.
EmilyWebsite: Jon.
me: I woke up today and chose violence.
naval investigator: it was at this point the hull of the oil tanker captained by mr. bois collided with the reef, spilling tanks 1 through 37
November 22, 2023 at 8:45 PM
me: Mac and cheese? Not a Thanksgiving food.
Media_Josh: Some men want to watch the world burn.
EmilyWebsite: Jon.
me: I woke up today and chose violence.
naval investigator: it was at this point the hull of the oil tanker captained by mr. bois collided with the reef, spilling tanks 1 through 37
Media_Josh: Some men want to watch the world burn.
EmilyWebsite: Jon.
me: I woke up today and chose violence.
naval investigator: it was at this point the hull of the oil tanker captained by mr. bois collided with the reef, spilling tanks 1 through 37
9 months of being a dad good LORD TIME FLIES
November 21, 2023 at 11:54 PM
9 months of being a dad good LORD TIME FLIES