Jacob
@jdilladog.bsky.social
📍PNW 🏳️🌈 he/him Midwesterner at heart. Begging people to lighten up a little.
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Jacob
@jdilladog.bsky.social
· Nov 5
Foaf got doxxed so time to be a little more aggressive with the blocks here for me. If we don't have mutuals and/or you've got a sparsely filled out profile then sorry, blocked.
Is it really Christmas morning if you didn't set off the smoke alarm
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Is it really Christmas morning if you didn't set off the smoke alarm
Merry Christmas Eve! I think a lot of y'all are really hot and cute :) May the next year be a bright and happy one!
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Merry Christmas Eve! I think a lot of y'all are really hot and cute :) May the next year be a bright and happy one!
Massive content warning for rape, infanticide, and later on in the comments suicide and abuse
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Massive content warning for rape, infanticide, and later on in the comments suicide and abuse
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Hey I am here to remind you that trigger warnings might be widely maligned in pop culture but they are up there with alt text on “things you should do on social media” particularly when the triggers are infanticide and rape
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hey I am here to remind you that trigger warnings might be widely maligned in pop culture but they are up there with alt text on “things you should do on social media” particularly when the triggers are infanticide and rape
Just ran into someone from my 400 person high school here, in a city across the country from where I grew up. The world is too damn small.
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just ran into someone from my 400 person high school here, in a city across the country from where I grew up. The world is too damn small.
Early New Year's resolution - actually go to the nude beaches here. We didn't go at all this summer and I'm sad.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Early New Year's resolution - actually go to the nude beaches here. We didn't go at all this summer and I'm sad.
Overheard a biker saying to their friend while biking through the dark and rain of downtown Seattle "just let Jesus take the handlebars" and damn if that isn't a mood
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Overheard a biker saying to their friend while biking through the dark and rain of downtown Seattle "just let Jesus take the handlebars" and damn if that isn't a mood
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
I really wish I had the skill that let me remember people's names
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I really wish I had the skill that let me remember people's names
Intendant Kira remains both one of the most problematic and one of the funniest things the franchise has ever done
and that is literally the funnest part of the mirrorverse! why are they evil? WHO CARES. in what way are they evil? IN WHATEVER WAY IS MOST HILARIOUS
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Intendant Kira remains both one of the most problematic and one of the funniest things the franchise has ever done
God my local Safeway has even the frozen shrimp locked up
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
God my local Safeway has even the frozen shrimp locked up
FIFA is a clown organization run by money-grubbing bootlickers
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
FIFA is a clown organization run by money-grubbing bootlickers
A lot of people do not like that art might require at least a little bit of deeper thought and might make them uncomfortable 🤷🏼♂️
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A lot of people do not like that art might require at least a little bit of deeper thought and might make them uncomfortable 🤷🏼♂️
I just jumped startled at my desk because of the music playing on my headphones 🙃 Thanks Kate Bush
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I just jumped startled at my desk because of the music playing on my headphones 🙃 Thanks Kate Bush
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you might as well post your Spotify Wrapped! I promise, no song on it will be as embarrassing as publicly admitting that you still use Spotify, the company that's proudly taking money from ICE and whose CEO is literally investing a billion dollars in drone companies
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons
Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
you might as well post your Spotify Wrapped! I promise, no song on it will be as embarrassing as publicly admitting that you still use Spotify, the company that's proudly taking money from ICE and whose CEO is literally investing a billion dollars in drone companies
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
I met a guy in Vegas a few weeks ago who looked to be about my age (mid to late thirties) and who somehow had never seen the Wizard of Oz until that day at the Sphere.
I’m watching a guy react to The Wizard of Oz, a movie he has never seen before, and basically the entire video is him going “oh, [X] was referencing this” every five minutes.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I met a guy in Vegas a few weeks ago who looked to be about my age (mid to late thirties) and who somehow had never seen the Wizard of Oz until that day at the Sphere.
I know this is curmudgeonly but I feel like I would pay more attention to GivingTuesday if it was actually just a once a year thing, not every few months. It's overwhelming to have all the charities and organizations I do actually support flood my email inbox with please for money.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I know this is curmudgeonly but I feel like I would pay more attention to GivingTuesday if it was actually just a once a year thing, not every few months. It's overwhelming to have all the charities and organizations I do actually support flood my email inbox with please for money.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
I unfortunately have heard this song and I hate it
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I unfortunately have heard this song and I hate it
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A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
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i am 30 or 40 years old i cannot be caring one way or another about people's sexual preference identifications
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i am 30 or 40 years old i cannot be caring one way or another about people's sexual preference identifications
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this article starts off "well of course" and veers to "holy shit" near the end
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this article starts off "well of course" and veers to "holy shit" near the end
Banging the drum once again that you can condemn political violence while also admitting the most effective strategy at preventing violence is not doing things that traditionally spark violence like occupying a city with the military.
Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Banging the drum once again that you can condemn political violence while also admitting the most effective strategy at preventing violence is not doing things that traditionally spark violence like occupying a city with the military.
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The fun part of Christmas is trying to find gifts your friends and family will like, what is wrong with you
Don’t know what to buy your loved ones for Christmas? Just ask ChatGPT
Don’t know what to buy your loved ones for Christmas? Just ask ChatGPT
Santa has a new little helper. But can an AI-powered shopping assistant really master the subtle art of gift giving?
Some people love buying Christmas presents. Polly Arrowsmith starts making a note of what her friends and family like, then hunts for…
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The fun part of Christmas is trying to find gifts your friends and family will like, what is wrong with you