Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen
@jdorchen.bsky.social
essayist, fiction writer, other kind of writer, food preparer and eater, illustration guy, sickened unto death by the folly of humanity, nevertheless astonished by the cosmic myriad
Pinned
I mean no disrespect, but I just heard with my admittedly faulty ears that Jesus died for arson.
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Congressional investigation now.
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Congressional investigation now.
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Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
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Many thoughts stirred up by recent events. I guess that’s what happens. Then I collect those thoughts, arrange them, and post them in the format exemplified by the item below. Take a look/listen, won’t you?
Nazis Split Over If They Should Keep Antisemites In Their Nazi Club
Strange days indeed, most peculiar mama
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Many thoughts stirred up by recent events. I guess that’s what happens. Then I collect those thoughts, arrange them, and post them in the format exemplified by the item below. Take a look/listen, won’t you?
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Bulgarian Chicago business owner dies in ICE custody, sparking calls for 'immediate investigation'
https://abc7chicago.com/post/bulgarian-chicago-business-owner-nenko-gantchev-dies-ice-custody-family-congresswoman-call-immediate-investigation/18301520/
https://abc7chicago.com/post/bulgarian-chicago-business-owner-nenko-gantchev-dies-ice-custody-family-congresswoman-call-immediate-investigation/18301520/
Bulgarian Chicago business owner dies in ICE custody, sparking calls for 'immediate investigation'
A Bulgarian man from Chicago arrested during an immigration enforcement 'blitz' has died while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a Michigan private prison, the ABC7 I-Team has learned.
abc7chicago.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bulgarian Chicago business owner dies in ICE custody, sparking calls for 'immediate investigation'
https://abc7chicago.com/post/bulgarian-chicago-business-owner-nenko-gantchev-dies-ice-custody-family-congresswoman-call-immediate-investigation/18301520/
https://abc7chicago.com/post/bulgarian-chicago-business-owner-nenko-gantchev-dies-ice-custody-family-congresswoman-call-immediate-investigation/18301520/
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The shirtless man is the guy who delivered 12 year old girls to Epstein on his birthday, the man embracing him is directing the Melania Trump movie that comes out next month
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The shirtless man is the guy who delivered 12 year old girls to Epstein on his birthday, the man embracing him is directing the Melania Trump movie that comes out next month
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As others have noted, these redactions appear to be blatantly illegal (assuming Fox News' report is correct).
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As others have noted, these redactions appear to be blatantly illegal (assuming Fox News' report is correct).
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
When you're in it for shallow, shitty reasons, and you don't get the big crooked payoff you bargained for, might as well quit.
Seriously, though, Elise Stefanik is an excellent example of how evil frequently promotes mediocrities to temporary prominence. She’s part of the Legion of Meh.
Elise Stefanik announces plan to leave politics in order to remove the scourge of antisemitism from the flawed and biased curriculum in the homeschooling in her house
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When you're in it for shallow, shitty reasons, and you don't get the big crooked payoff you bargained for, might as well quit.
Many thoughts stirred up by recent events. I guess that’s what happens. Then I collect those thoughts, arrange them, and post them in the format exemplified by the item below. Take a look/listen, won’t you?
Nazis Split Over If They Should Keep Antisemites In Their Nazi Club
Strange days indeed, most peculiar mama
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Many thoughts stirred up by recent events. I guess that’s what happens. Then I collect those thoughts, arrange them, and post them in the format exemplified by the item below. Take a look/listen, won’t you?
wtf
An immigrant driver from India is arrested by border patrol at the O’Hare rideshare lot. He said he has never committed a crime in 11 years in the United States: “oh my God no”
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
wtf
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Read this. Then read it again.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Read this. Then read it again.
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"The Sarin in artillery shells that debilitated Iraqi veterans is not a WMD but the fentanyl used legally in US hospitals is a WMD" is, forgive the pun, a helluva drug.
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"The Sarin in artillery shells that debilitated Iraqi veterans is not a WMD but the fentanyl used legally in US hospitals is a WMD" is, forgive the pun, a helluva drug.
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File COPA complaints when you see CPD assisting immigration officers
Pass it on: If you FILE A COMPLAINT about police activity, it flags the body-worn camera video so reporters can obtain it later via FOIA requests.
City: www.chicagocopa.org/complaints/i...
County: apps.cookcountyil.gov/oiig/
State: oeig.illinois.gov/complaints/o...
City: www.chicagocopa.org/complaints/i...
County: apps.cookcountyil.gov/oiig/
State: oeig.illinois.gov/complaints/o...
State troopers just dragged three people out of the crowd.
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
File COPA complaints when you see CPD assisting immigration officers
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Oh, great. Now the right wingers are having Bastille Day fantasies, but they're not rescuing the poor, powerless, and unconnected from the powerful.
They think they're fighting Robespierre, but you don't get a Robespierre without first cutting of the heads of the ruling class.
Dingbats.
They think they're fighting Robespierre, but you don't get a Robespierre without first cutting of the heads of the ruling class.
Dingbats.
NEW: Tina Peters is rejecting a J6er's call to storm a Colorado prison and free her.
Peters is distancing herself from the jailbreak scheme and violent actions after allies and her attorney talked about using force or violence to free her and punish those keeping her in prison.
Peters is distancing herself from the jailbreak scheme and violent actions after allies and her attorney talked about using force or violence to free her and punish those keeping her in prison.
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh, great. Now the right wingers are having Bastille Day fantasies, but they're not rescuing the poor, powerless, and unconnected from the powerful.
They think they're fighting Robespierre, but you don't get a Robespierre without first cutting of the heads of the ruling class.
Dingbats.
They think they're fighting Robespierre, but you don't get a Robespierre without first cutting of the heads of the ruling class.
Dingbats.
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BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
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"There can be no peace until Venezuela returns our precious covfefe, which was stolen by Count Venezuela during the covfefe wars of 1872. Also saying I have dementia is treason."
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"There can be no peace until Venezuela returns our precious covfefe, which was stolen by Count Venezuela during the covfefe wars of 1872. Also saying I have dementia is treason."
Why not pump measles into it, too, while you're being a complete psycho?
The Trump administration's plan to pump more water in California is ill-conceived and harmful, lawmakers say www.latimes.com/environment/... #CAwater
Trump's plan to pump more water in California is ill-conceived and harmful, lawmakers say
The Trump administration announced a plan to pump more water in California's Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta. Democratic lawmakers condemn it as a 'political stunt.'
www.latimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Why not pump measles into it, too, while you're being a complete psycho?
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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Jasmine Crockett sets the record straight on Israel and Gaza.
She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
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She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
1/2
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Jasmine Crockett sets the record straight on Israel and Gaza.
She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
1/2
She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
1/2
Interesting. I'd like to never hear any of their thoughts about anything ever again.
I'd like to hear what Sylvester Stallone, Jon Voight, and James Woods think of Trump's Rob Reiner comments.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Interesting. I'd like to never hear any of their thoughts about anything ever again.
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Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
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We all need to move on, from one of, if not the most atrocious crimes and government cover-ups in our history, because one of the villains in the story says it's time to move on and focus on what the "theys n thems" are doing.
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We all need to move on, from one of, if not the most atrocious crimes and government cover-ups in our history, because one of the villains in the story says it's time to move on and focus on what the "theys n thems" are doing.