jeff
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The initial release of Donkey Kong Country is now closer in time to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than today.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The initial release of Donkey Kong Country is now closer in time to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than today.
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
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Some of you didn't grow up knowing at least one old guy who used to drive around town on a riding lawnmower and it shows
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Some of you didn't grow up knowing at least one old guy who used to drive around town on a riding lawnmower and it shows
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The thing is Alfred Molina has been actively acting and actively great for a VERY long time.
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The thing is Alfred Molina has been actively acting and actively great for a VERY long time.
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely incomprehensible to the modern diner
July 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Spoons are a species of bowl. Knives are a species of plate. Forks are descended from a now-extinct dish that would be completely incomprehensible to the modern diner
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Y’ever think about how sinks have a taint?
August 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Y’ever think about how sinks have a taint?
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Can we talk about what a laughably overrated author H.G. Wells was? The only work of his I've consumed is the 2025 adaptation of War of the Worlds starring Ice Cube and to be honest I've seen all I need to
August 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Can we talk about what a laughably overrated author H.G. Wells was? The only work of his I've consumed is the 2025 adaptation of War of the Worlds starring Ice Cube and to be honest I've seen all I need to
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My number one health HACK:
I don't take medical advice from influencers.
I don't take medical advice from influencers.
May 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My number one health HACK:
I don't take medical advice from influencers.
I don't take medical advice from influencers.
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Tbh this is also the first time I’ve genuinely considered that he might have gotten a chin implant or filler
You do you hun, but I never want to hear you attack gender affirming care again 💅
You do you hun, but I never want to hear you attack gender affirming care again 💅
Continually caught off guard by the amount of bronzer (or tanning drops??) Poilievre appears to be using these days
April 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tbh this is also the first time I’ve genuinely considered that he might have gotten a chin implant or filler
You do you hun, but I never want to hear you attack gender affirming care again 💅
You do you hun, but I never want to hear you attack gender affirming care again 💅
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Words I’ve looked up multiple times, then blacked out while reading the definition and woke up watching a Marvel movie.
Milieu
Praxis
Miasma
Inchoate
Milieu
Praxis
Miasma
Inchoate
March 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Words I’ve looked up multiple times, then blacked out while reading the definition and woke up watching a Marvel movie.
Milieu
Praxis
Miasma
Inchoate
Milieu
Praxis
Miasma
Inchoate
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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
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As a Canadian, I wish I could fuck up at my job as badly as Hegseth did and still stay employed. America truly is the land of freedom and opportunity
March 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As a Canadian, I wish I could fuck up at my job as badly as Hegseth did and still stay employed. America truly is the land of freedom and opportunity
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when you run afoul of Jeff and his gang of Street Toughs
March 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
when you run afoul of Jeff and his gang of Street Toughs
In other words, Danielle Smith really hates Albertans and wants the world to burn faster. Everything in this list is such backwards thinking, and her thinking that not giving in to these demands would lead to a national unity crisis is fucking laughable.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says she met with Prime Minister Mark Carney "at his request" today and gave him a "list of demands."
She says whoever wins the next election "must address" these demands "within the first six months of their term to avoid an unprecedented national unity crisis."
She says whoever wins the next election "must address" these demands "within the first six months of their term to avoid an unprecedented national unity crisis."
March 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In other words, Danielle Smith really hates Albertans and wants the world to burn faster. Everything in this list is such backwards thinking, and her thinking that not giving in to these demands would lead to a national unity crisis is fucking laughable.
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did we ever hold the person who came up with the term "biweekly" accountable for their crimes, or are they still walking around oblivious to the chaos they set upon the world
March 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
did we ever hold the person who came up with the term "biweekly" accountable for their crimes, or are they still walking around oblivious to the chaos they set upon the world
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imagine going to a premier known for corruption, decimating the public healthcare system, and destroying science centres, parks, trees, birds, and animal habitats for help and he's like "nah bro, you'll make me look bad" IMAGINE HOW EMBARRASSING THAT WOULD BE FOR YOU
#StarExclusive: Insiders say Pierre Poilievre called Doug Ford for help — and the premier turned him down
Insiders say Pierre Poilievre called Doug Ford for help — and the premier turned him down
The premier told him he would be too busy governing Ontario, the Star has learned.
www.thestar.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
imagine going to a premier known for corruption, decimating the public healthcare system, and destroying science centres, parks, trees, birds, and animal habitats for help and he's like "nah bro, you'll make me look bad" IMAGINE HOW EMBARRASSING THAT WOULD BE FOR YOU
This is one of the funniest things that could have happened
March 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is one of the funniest things that could have happened