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Will Ferrell is watching the LA Kings game in full referee garb 😂
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Will Ferrell is watching the LA Kings game in full referee garb 😂
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via @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social on Twitter: Saturn Devouring His Son, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636, 📸 by Tiffany Trump
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
via @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social on Twitter: Saturn Devouring His Son, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636, 📸 by Tiffany Trump
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You kids today and your instant on demand music anytime you want have no idea
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You kids today and your instant on demand music anytime you want have no idea
only 364 days until 2027
January 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
only 364 days until 2027
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Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
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Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
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normally i wouldn't watch anderson and andy but apparently CNN is the only station that isn't tape-delaying the ball drop. anyway they're interviewing a very drunk and very giddy stephen colbert, and when he was asked what 2025 taught him, he replied "don't trust billionaires!" #hero
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
normally i wouldn't watch anderson and andy but apparently CNN is the only station that isn't tape-delaying the ball drop. anyway they're interviewing a very drunk and very giddy stephen colbert, and when he was asked what 2025 taught him, he replied "don't trust billionaires!" #hero
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Holy fuck! Showing ZERO fear of retribution from a vengeance-obsessed TRAITOR who attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election, usurp the constitution, and overthrow the U.S. government, Jack Smith, with ZERO fucks left to give is what a badass American hero looks like.
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Holy fuck! Showing ZERO fear of retribution from a vengeance-obsessed TRAITOR who attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election, usurp the constitution, and overthrow the U.S. government, Jack Smith, with ZERO fucks left to give is what a badass American hero looks like.
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don’t forget tonight to set your calendars ahead a year
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
don’t forget tonight to set your calendars ahead a year
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Here's another one I like. This one's from Sam Morril:
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Here's another one I like. This one's from Sam Morril:
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Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:
Also me:
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:
Also me:
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2️⃣ THE NUMBER TWO TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
2️⃣ THE NUMBER TWO TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
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Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
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Sarah Cooper is back on Trump and she absolutely nailed it 🔥
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Sarah Cooper is back on Trump and she absolutely nailed it 🔥
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Find you a man who loves you as much as Donald Trump loves Vladimir Putin
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Find you a man who loves you as much as Donald Trump loves Vladimir Putin
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Sunday Taquitos #8: Never Wrong
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
December 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sunday Taquitos #8: Never Wrong
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
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They say revenge is a dish best served up cold, and they say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They say revenge is a dish best served up cold, and they say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.
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Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
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Can’t remember if my wife told me to buy chai tea or take up tai chi.
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Can’t remember if my wife told me to buy chai tea or take up tai chi.
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I think it likely that under Trump's direction, DOJ will withhold documents that implicate him and will redact docs that are released to protect Trump.
Really hoping someone releases the whole file.
I used to handle these types of files. I'm betting someone has it.
Really hoping someone releases the whole file.
I used to handle these types of files. I'm betting someone has it.
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I think it likely that under Trump's direction, DOJ will withhold documents that implicate him and will redact docs that are released to protect Trump.
Really hoping someone releases the whole file.
I used to handle these types of files. I'm betting someone has it.
Really hoping someone releases the whole file.
I used to handle these types of files. I'm betting someone has it.
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This isn’t complicated. The Epstein Transparency Act is the law.
You can’t have selective transparency. The DOJ is openly breaking the law, and they will be held accountable. No agency is above the law, and this failure will not go unanswered.
You can’t have selective transparency. The DOJ is openly breaking the law, and they will be held accountable. No agency is above the law, and this failure will not go unanswered.
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This isn’t complicated. The Epstein Transparency Act is the law.
You can’t have selective transparency. The DOJ is openly breaking the law, and they will be held accountable. No agency is above the law, and this failure will not go unanswered.
You can’t have selective transparency. The DOJ is openly breaking the law, and they will be held accountable. No agency is above the law, and this failure will not go unanswered.
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That’s where the culture wars come in handy. Distract people with fear so that they tolerate the money grab from tax policies that favor the wealthy and deregulation of consumer protections.
America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That’s where the culture wars come in handy. Distract people with fear so that they tolerate the money grab from tax policies that favor the wealthy and deregulation of consumer protections.