I feel like if you are working a call center job from home you should not have three smoke detector low battery chirps going off…
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I feel like if you are working a call center job from home you should not have three smoke detector low battery chirps going off…
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This may be the best sentence I’ve ever read
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This may be the best sentence I’ve ever read
Wait… how is Kershaw up in the pen? That seems ill advised at best.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wait… how is Kershaw up in the pen? That seems ill advised at best.
So does this count as a forfeit when Kershaw invariably beefs it?
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
So does this count as a forfeit when Kershaw invariably beefs it?
Shouldn’t the Blue Jays be chugging maple syrup instead of putting on a fancy jacket?
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Shouldn’t the Blue Jays be chugging maple syrup instead of putting on a fancy jacket?
Might want to save some of these runs for later in the series.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Might want to save some of these runs for later in the series.
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
Trump: "AOC -- look. I think she's very nice. But she's very low IQ, and we really don't need low IQ. Between her and Crockett, we're gonna give 'em both an IQ test to see who comes out best. I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it. Now it's time for them to take a test."
July 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.
June 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.
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"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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Drawn 6 years go today. It was rejected and called unfair and alarmist.
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Drawn 6 years go today. It was rejected and called unfair and alarmist.
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Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate and I expect each and every one of you to celebrate.
April 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate and I expect each and every one of you to celebrate.
Imagine starting a season 7-0 and only being in second place in your division. The Dodgers aren’t fair…
April 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Imagine starting a season 7-0 and only being in second place in your division. The Dodgers aren’t fair…
Tom Izzo failed America.
March 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Tom Izzo failed America.
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I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date
February 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date
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Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description
February 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
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Confirmed thundersleet at casa de jeffwithano. Just the way grandma used to make her winter storms…
January 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Confirmed thundersleet at casa de jeffwithano. Just the way grandma used to make her winter storms…
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
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My fave Rickey story
December 21, 2024 at 8:07 PM
My fave Rickey story