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Jennifer Eiss
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No thoughts only cats 🐈‍⬛
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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."

- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.

Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Hey! Psst. Hey! A new post. This is about as open and forthcoming as I get. Please read, particularly if you're a woman. This one is important to me.

msgwriterslife.wordpress.com/2025/12/04/h...
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Do the thing that makes you want to die the most. Go write your book.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me and the kids enjoying @johnhornor.bsky.social's latest novel
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you
October 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I couldn't resist. #pleasingterror
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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just write stuff that no one will ever care about, forever
September 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it
August 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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HP Lovecraft: what if you you saw a cosmic horror and it made you go crazy
August Derleth: what if you saw a cosmic horror and HP Lovecraft wrote it
Robert W Chambers: what if you saw a really off-putting shade of yellow
July 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Love this
July 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.

Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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weekly reminder that i am not chuck schumer
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Waking up every day in 2025
June 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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You're fine. You're just in the beautiful bullshit ass journey part or something
April 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Just write words. They don't have to be good. In fact, the less you feel about them the better off you will be. Preserve yourself. You're going to be doing this for the rest of your life.
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough
February 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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There are times I do bristle a bit, and a little voice in the back of my mind whispers "not all men." But I tell that little voice to shut the hell up, because if the sum of a woman's life experience leads her to think "all men," the last thing she needs is me going, "oww, you hurted my feewings."
January 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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COVER REVEAL: Feral & Hysterical: Mother Horror's Ultimate Reading Guide to Dark and Disturbing Fiction by Women by Sadie Hartmann
-Page Street Publishing
August 19th, 2025
Cover Artwork: María Amaya/Design: Rosie Stewart
www.behance.net/amayamaria
Pre-Order:
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/feral-hyst...
January 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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what if I lay down on the ground and start screaming and called that a book
January 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
But I'm the one with imposter syndrome.
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those that celebrate.
November 14, 2024 at 9:15 AM