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Everybody this morning.
a man with a beard has the words i 'm sorry on his face
ALT: a man with a beard has the words i 'm sorry on his face
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Everybody this morning.
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people expect me to wear a bra pretty much constantly when I'm outside my house and that has SIGNIFICANTLY more impact on my breathing and my ribcage; wearing a mask is just not that big an ask!
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
people expect me to wear a bra pretty much constantly when I'm outside my house and that has SIGNIFICANTLY more impact on my breathing and my ribcage; wearing a mask is just not that big an ask!
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[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
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This is essentially the plot of The Sound of Music.
"Any artist cancelling their show at the Trump Kennedy Center over political differences isn't courageous or principled—they are selfish, intolerant, and have failed to meet the basic duty of a public artist: to perform for all people"- Kennedy Center spokesperson Roma Daravi
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
www.npr.org
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
This is essentially the plot of The Sound of Music.
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The ‘Pop Tarts’ Bowl when Toaster Strudels exist.
smh
smh
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The ‘Pop Tarts’ Bowl when Toaster Strudels exist.
smh
smh
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I grew up imagining I might someday be called upon to stand up for my faith against a government that openly hated Christianity. Instead, we’re called to stand up for our Christian faith against a government that openly sins but calls its sins Christianity.
www.simchafisher.com/2025/12/18/c...
www.simchafisher.com/2025/12/18/c...
Christianity isn’t a MAGA thing
When Walter Ciszek was a young Jesuit, he got his wish to go to Russia to minister to the spiritually starved people there suffering under an atheist communist regime. But when he was imprisoned on…
www.simchafisher.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I grew up imagining I might someday be called upon to stand up for my faith against a government that openly hated Christianity. Instead, we’re called to stand up for our Christian faith against a government that openly sins but calls its sins Christianity.
www.simchafisher.com/2025/12/18/c...
www.simchafisher.com/2025/12/18/c...
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Starting in 2027, Santa will be renamed Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Starting in 2027, Santa will be renamed Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I regret to announce that the McDonald’s Grinch Meal featuring dill pickle fries and a pair of themed socks absolutely rules and I love it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I regret to announce that the McDonald’s Grinch Meal featuring dill pickle fries and a pair of themed socks absolutely rules and I love it.
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
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How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
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When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
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They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!
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Trump’s racial profiling ICE goon army is ripping parents from kids
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Trump’s racial profiling ICE goon army is ripping parents from kids
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The War on Christmas folks softening the ground for no-gifts-for-adults due to a very special boy's tariffs.
You're not going to sneak this one past the goalie, Rupert.
You're not going to sneak this one past the goalie, Rupert.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The War on Christmas folks softening the ground for no-gifts-for-adults due to a very special boy's tariffs.
You're not going to sneak this one past the goalie, Rupert.
You're not going to sneak this one past the goalie, Rupert.
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i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually
Jeffrey Epstein survivors released a new video urging Congress to vote to release the Epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Lies are foundational to fascism
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Lies are foundational to fascism
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
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Schumer responded on the Senate floor today:“For this administration to go all the way to the Supreme Court just to get out of having to pay SNAP benefits for hungry kids is pathological levels of vindictiveness. This crisis is in the administration’s hands. It’s all them, not anyone else.” C-SPAN
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Schumer responded on the Senate floor today:“For this administration to go all the way to the Supreme Court just to get out of having to pay SNAP benefits for hungry kids is pathological levels of vindictiveness. This crisis is in the administration’s hands. It’s all them, not anyone else.” C-SPAN