Abe Froman
jgumby.io
Abe Froman
@jgumby.io
Hobo Influencer
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Playing the “Blade Runner” score in Apple Music on iOS 26 and —— OH GOD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
🎶 You're making things up again, Donald 🎶
“.. After Mr. Trump promised the $100 billion in investments by Big Oil, two people close to the companies attending Friday’s meeting cautioned that they were not aware of any such commitment by the businesses.” 🤡

@nytimes.com #OOTT
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/b...
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Claudia, from the top deck. 🔥

“TACO” < “Big MAC”
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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what part of “the coolest man alive kills vampires with a sword” were they having trouble cracking in the writers room
Marvel Reportedly Shelves “Blade” Film
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it's like an orange herman munster at a double-gloryhole
checking in on the president:
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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l'etat, c'est moi
"MAGA loves it. MAGA loves what I’m doing. MAGA loves everything I do," Trump said. "MAGA is me. MAGA loves everything I do, and I love everything I do, too."
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
time to take my media organization and knock it up a notch
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Sen Chuck Schumer (D-Vichy)
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
happy #newyear to all that celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
sending out an SOS
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
(most assuredly not a sitcom)
December 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I mean, it's two seasons of "the golden girls". how much could it cost? $3?
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
ghosts don't exist. but if they did, cats could definitely see them
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
wildlife loves my backyard

these foxes have been hanging out and/or sleeping for most of the morning. possibly they've decided that this is their new home
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
no, a-holes. xmas (or xmas eve) does NOT need to be a reason to set off fireworks
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
we really missed this one the other day, @eldjee.bsky.social
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
the cybertruck of the sea
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM