Joe Vilas
@jhv.bsky.social
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Geek. @jhvilas on birdsite. @[email protected]. Durham NC. Likes food & drink. Good at sitting on butt & wasting time on the net.
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jhv.bsky.social
We used to have a local (not Greek) place that served both gyros & pizza. They'd put gyro meat on a pizza if you wanted it. I used to order pizzas with gyro meat, onions, garlic, black olives, feta cheese, & *no tomato sauce.* I called it a Greek pizza. Well, I liked it. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
faineg.bsky.social
i have also learned to enjoy a Greek-American style pizza here in the Boston area
sam-animeherald.bsky.social
My absolute favorite type of pizza is the Greek-style "house of pizza" variants. People call it mediocre, but nothing compares to me, and I've eaten a LOT of pizza.

A simple pepperoni pie from one of these places is pure, 100% bliss for me.

Doubly so if you have fries or potato skins on the side.
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cwebbonline.com
Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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aptshadow.bsky.social
A cat will complain until you give it a corpse then refuse to eat it.
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treetickler.bsky.social
You have siblings in wisconsin. We have many varieties of cheese sausages, the cheese brat is the quintessential one
a glistening red sausage dripping melted yellow cheese
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jackjenkins.me
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.
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bydonmartin.bsky.social
Want to read a Harry Potter alternative about queer witches?

Are you tempted by Prime Day deals, but don’t want to support an evil corporation?

@bookshop_org is having an Anti-Prime Day sale! IT ENDS TODAY!!!

Might I suggest Verity Vox and the Curse of Foxfire?

bookshop.org/p/books/veri...
Photo of Don holding Verity Vox and the Curse of Foxfire
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laminda.bsky.social
We kept kosher when I was a kid and my ultimate feral pleasure was Bacos, the crunchy, salty salad topping. I know now that it's nothing like real bacon, but the forbiddenness of it being bacon-adjacent (and still kosher!) made it extra delicious. I would eat it by the handful, straight from the jar
A magazine ad for BacOs imitation bacon. A black background with a dish of rice in the foreground, topped with sliced egg and sprinkled with imitation bacon bits. The rice appears to be resting on a bed of lettuce, for some reason. Behind it is a jar of rice and a jar of BacOs, white text on top of the page reads: "Make a better salad with Rice and BacOs"
jhv.bsky.social
My parents couldn't keep those around the house because I would keep opening the jar & eating handfuls when they weren't looking. I loved those salty, greasy, smoky, crunchy nubbins of fake bacon. 😍
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theonion.com
Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process https://theonion.com/nation-schedules-recurring-monthly-benefit-concert-to-s-1819580392/
Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process
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hbnole.bsky.social
Or a hippo!!
ethankocak.com
This is why I laugh really hard at people who are like “oh it’s a herbivore, it’s safe to pet.” Bitch have you seen a rhino
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karlbode.com
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
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tyleraking.com
They’re just gonna do a little lite slavery.
In addition, the new rule allows farm employers to charge H-2A workers for their housing, which was not allowed before. "It's a way for employers to continue to house workers and also charge them, and bring down effective wages," said Marcos Lopez of the Labor and Community Center at the University of California, Davis.
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vidiot.bsky.social
YES. Vermouth is DELICIOUS.
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akallen.blacksky.app
Don't get salty just because we want a space for ourselves. Be RELIEVED that we're building our own instead of taking over yours.

Thank your gods that we only want to be left alone and aren't out for revenge.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.
thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.