Living Antimatter
@jideaum.bsky.social
Who, me?
Don't mind me, this page is where I word-vomit any and all errant thoughts that cross my brain in clipped, jocular fashion. It's like journaling but by way of making quips for the sake of brevity
Don't mind me, this page is where I word-vomit any and all errant thoughts that cross my brain in clipped, jocular fashion. It's like journaling but by way of making quips for the sake of brevity
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Living Antimatter
@jideaum.bsky.social
· Nov 11
All opinions on my page are your own. You're responsible. Why would you do this? You've doomed us all
Black-belt karateka explains to his therapist he's feeling depressed. The therapist asks whether he draws any mental strength from his karate discipline.
"Yes," the karateka says, "but it doesn't help me grapple with my emotions"
"Yes," the karateka says, "but it doesn't help me grapple with my emotions"
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Black-belt karateka explains to his therapist he's feeling depressed. The therapist asks whether he draws any mental strength from his karate discipline.
"Yes," the karateka says, "but it doesn't help me grapple with my emotions"
"Yes," the karateka says, "but it doesn't help me grapple with my emotions"
Was grinding away on Mission 16 in DMC5 DMD and I appear to have styled so hard some dude decided to add me on Steam based on multiplayer/ghost data
January 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Was grinding away on Mission 16 in DMC5 DMD and I appear to have styled so hard some dude decided to add me on Steam based on multiplayer/ghost data
As a child I once got one of these for Christmas and kid me was so disappointed and angry that I declared Santa Claus my mortal enemy then and there
WE ALL HAD STICKS BUT ONLY ONE HOOP, AND IF THE HOOP FELL ON YOUR WATCH ALL THE OTHER ORPHANS WOULD SCREAM "BRO YOU KILLED HIM" AND HIT YOU WITH THE STICKS UNTIL THE POLICE WERE SUMMONED BY YOUR PITIFUL SCREAMS AND PUT YOU IN DEBTOR'S PRISON.
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
As a child I once got one of these for Christmas and kid me was so disappointed and angry that I declared Santa Claus my mortal enemy then and there
I always thought it was weird that the narrative around another Obsidian Fallout has always been "Good ol' boy Todd Howard won't give it to 'em!" when like, there's so many good, boring, mundane reasons why that may not be happening
Todd Howard has spent the past decade praising New Vegas. And yet, fans still think he hates it.
Todd Howard Doesn’t Hate Fallout: New Vegas
This persistent rumor won't go away, despite mountains of evidence proving it to be false
kotaku.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I always thought it was weird that the narrative around another Obsidian Fallout has always been "Good ol' boy Todd Howard won't give it to 'em!" when like, there's so many good, boring, mundane reasons why that may not be happening
One of the ways I can tell if a song I just heard for the first time is good is that my brain refuses to remember how it goes and I have to listen to it over and over again to commit it to long-term memory
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
One of the ways I can tell if a song I just heard for the first time is good is that my brain refuses to remember how it goes and I have to listen to it over and over again to commit it to long-term memory
Yep yep. I firmly believe that the vast majority of problems present across the internet these days could be greatly mitigated if the dominant business model were "please pay me goddamn money"
One thing the internet did is give us the illusion of everything "for free". So the people who actually make things are expected to have their work available to everyone for no charge, and the only people who make money are the platform owners and tech middlemen.
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Yep yep. I firmly believe that the vast majority of problems present across the internet these days could be greatly mitigated if the dominant business model were "please pay me goddamn money"
One of my stylistic guidelines when writing is you're allowed to use elaborate phrasing and fancy words, as long as it results in a smaller word count
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
One of my stylistic guidelines when writing is you're allowed to use elaborate phrasing and fancy words, as long as it results in a smaller word count
Fucks me up when I see those photoshops of people with huge dark circles under their eyes to indicate some kind of strong depression or emotional reaction. I get why they do it, it's just that my actual face really looks like that man
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Fucks me up when I see those photoshops of people with huge dark circles under their eyes to indicate some kind of strong depression or emotional reaction. I get why they do it, it's just that my actual face really looks like that man
Not sure why Elon believes an annoying robot who is racist and edits nudity into photos of women is the future when 4chan incels were perfectly capable of doing all that and much more over a decade ago
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
January 8, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Not sure why Elon believes an annoying robot who is racist and edits nudity into photos of women is the future when 4chan incels were perfectly capable of doing all that and much more over a decade ago
Also if you have the slightest inkling that you may suffer some kind of social isolation or that this website is distorting your perspective, log off even harder. Bluesky is not a locus of culture, it's a site where a certain Type of Person comes to post. Don't let discourse rot your brain
neither posting nor consumption count as doing politics and websites like this are a machine that turns obvious political solidarity into a black hole of endless discourse. that includes this post. you can’t out-post it by finding the right smart words you can only log off
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Also if you have the slightest inkling that you may suffer some kind of social isolation or that this website is distorting your perspective, log off even harder. Bluesky is not a locus of culture, it's a site where a certain Type of Person comes to post. Don't let discourse rot your brain
I do get the feeling that bluesky/ATProtocol is a bit of an osint honeypot, which is why everything I say in here is deeply stupid and/or unserious. It's the 'boy who cried wolf' strategy of counter-osint
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I do get the feeling that bluesky/ATProtocol is a bit of an osint honeypot, which is why everything I say in here is deeply stupid and/or unserious. It's the 'boy who cried wolf' strategy of counter-osint
Guy who is really into making psychedelic music and art, but the only psychoactive drug he's ever touched is coffee. He genuinely doesn't get that some of his favorite art was made to be appreciated while high as a kite
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Guy who is really into making psychedelic music and art, but the only psychoactive drug he's ever touched is coffee. He genuinely doesn't get that some of his favorite art was made to be appreciated while high as a kite
Just learned that if you use emojis under italics, it italicizes the emoji as well. I'm not certain why that's the case, much less why I somehow stumbled into this knowledge while writing my drafts
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Just learned that if you use emojis under italics, it italicizes the emoji as well. I'm not certain why that's the case, much less why I somehow stumbled into this knowledge while writing my drafts
Idea for a fictional character: workplace janitor who is the 'sweet christian old lady' archetype, only buddhist instead of christian. Preaches about the sisyphean nature of cleaning as a metaphor for samsara
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Idea for a fictional character: workplace janitor who is the 'sweet christian old lady' archetype, only buddhist instead of christian. Preaches about the sisyphean nature of cleaning as a metaphor for samsara
Will never understand why people make fun of France and the French when Quebec is a thousand times more cringe
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Will never understand why people make fun of France and the French when Quebec is a thousand times more cringe
Reposted by Living Antimatter
Bolsonaro has been hospitalized again after a piano fell on his head and all his teeth got replaced with piano keys. They’re saying at least six surgeries to get him in tune.
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Bolsonaro has been hospitalized again after a piano fell on his head and all his teeth got replaced with piano keys. They’re saying at least six surgeries to get him in tune.
Jokes about paranoid delusions or that hinge on punchlines that imply triggering paranoia (think "I'm in your walls" or similar) are absolutely unacceptable and anyone who's serious about safety and mental health should never utter these
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Jokes about paranoid delusions or that hinge on punchlines that imply triggering paranoia (think "I'm in your walls" or similar) are absolutely unacceptable and anyone who's serious about safety and mental health should never utter these
The sexual tension between you, spelling a proper noun correctly on DMs, and the person you're talking to, spelling the same noun incorrectly, as neither of you adjust or correct your spellings in any way
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The sexual tension between you, spelling a proper noun correctly on DMs, and the person you're talking to, spelling the same noun incorrectly, as neither of you adjust or correct your spellings in any way
The thing that most drives me nuts about English is the insane way everyone refers to times of day. 'Morning' and 'Afternoon' are sensible enough. Why the hell do you need to separate 'Evening' and 'Night'? And how come there's no words for the time after midnight but before dawn?
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The thing that most drives me nuts about English is the insane way everyone refers to times of day. 'Morning' and 'Afternoon' are sensible enough. Why the hell do you need to separate 'Evening' and 'Night'? And how come there's no words for the time after midnight but before dawn?
If your website stops me from middle-clicking an UI element to open the relevant page on a new tab your sins are not lighter than a feather and Anubis shall weigh your soul and find ye wanting
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
If your website stops me from middle-clicking an UI element to open the relevant page on a new tab your sins are not lighter than a feather and Anubis shall weigh your soul and find ye wanting
Wow, a whole 15 days without posting? Did I get a job or something
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Wow, a whole 15 days without posting? Did I get a job or something
Playing Guild Wars reforged. I missed this kind of old ass MMO, especially with the mouse controls. Inject the early 2000s straight into my veins
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Playing Guild Wars reforged. I missed this kind of old ass MMO, especially with the mouse controls. Inject the early 2000s straight into my veins
If food is hot enough as it falls on the ground, does it sterilize germs instead of becoming contaminated
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If food is hot enough as it falls on the ground, does it sterilize germs instead of becoming contaminated
[Me, a 'block liberally' type of dude]: "Huh. Wonder why I got this Main Character blocked. He probably kicked a puppy into a furnace or something"
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
[Me, a 'block liberally' type of dude]: "Huh. Wonder why I got this Main Character blocked. He probably kicked a puppy into a furnace or something"
Should your person require preposterous lengthening of written linguistic constructs as temporary lieutenants for future literary expression, I am prepared to oblige by offering such services of devising calculated verbosity contingent upon payment requisite
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Should your person require preposterous lengthening of written linguistic constructs as temporary lieutenants for future literary expression, I am prepared to oblige by offering such services of devising calculated verbosity contingent upon payment requisite