Pinned
Saying Mothman is the most fuckable cryptid is the pineapple on pizza of the cryptid eroticism discourse. Fuck you!
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Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you –
Ye are many – they are few
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you –
Ye are many – they are few
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you –
Ye are many – they are few
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you –
Ye are many – they are few
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
3 beers and a very sloppy sandwich would fix me
June 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
3 beers and a very sloppy sandwich would fix me
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"What's your body count?"
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
June 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"What's your body count?"
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
Steven Segal looks like a guy the CIA would hire to take such a huge shit that it destroys some dissident country's sewage system for regime change
June 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Steven Segal looks like a guy the CIA would hire to take such a huge shit that it destroys some dissident country's sewage system for regime change
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hope i become less insane one day
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
hope i become less insane one day
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Wake up sweeties it's time to die in Iran
June 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Wake up sweeties it's time to die in Iran
Thinking about a large bowl of mashed potatoes
June 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Thinking about a large bowl of mashed potatoes
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I wish I had I-frames
June 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I wish I had I-frames
I'm building an anti-rapture missile system so my enemies never make it to heaven
May 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm building an anti-rapture missile system so my enemies never make it to heaven
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The panda porn backfired. All the pandas want to do now is order pizza.
🐼 🍕
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May 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The panda porn backfired. All the pandas want to do now is order pizza.
🐼 🍕
🐼 🍕
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I do and capital one is pissed!
We do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic a week. This doesn’t pass even the most basic sniff test but also the paper everyone is quoting doesn’t even say that we ingest that much plastic and I’m sick of hearing it in credible places!!!
May 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I do and capital one is pissed!
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The CIA trying to figure out who who to back in Iraq in the late 1950's and early 60 🤝 Mia trying to figure out if she's going to take a shower: yeah this is looking like a bath angle
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The CIA trying to figure out who who to back in Iraq in the late 1950's and early 60 🤝 Mia trying to figure out if she's going to take a shower: yeah this is looking like a bath angle
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
If you fart in an Anechoic chamber, it will never NEVER smell normal in there again
May 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you fart in an Anechoic chamber, it will never NEVER smell normal in there again
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The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
I gotta log the fuck off
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I gotta log the fuck off
So CECOT is for sure a death camp right?
April 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So CECOT is for sure a death camp right?
Senator Bingbong
April 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Senator Bingbong
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Dark accounting
Transmission #71489 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Vault of Demonic Abacuses
1. Vault of Demonic Abacuses
April 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dark accounting
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Thank God they can't tariff shoplifting
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thank God they can't tariff shoplifting
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