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Saying Mothman is the most fuckable cryptid is the pineapple on pizza of the cryptid eroticism discourse. Fuck you!
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Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you –
Ye are many – they are few

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
3 beers and a very sloppy sandwich would fix me
June 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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"What's your body count?"

Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
June 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Steven Segal looks like a guy the CIA would hire to take such a huge shit that it destroys some dissident country's sewage system for regime change
June 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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hope i become less insane one day
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Wake up sweeties it's time to die in Iran
these photos are amazing
June 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thinking about a large bowl of mashed potatoes
June 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I wish I had I-frames
June 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm building an anti-rapture missile system so my enemies never make it to heaven
May 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The panda porn backfired. All the pandas want to do now is order pizza.
🐼 🍕
May 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I do and capital one is pissed!
We do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic a week. This doesn’t pass even the most basic sniff test but also the paper everyone is quoting doesn’t even say that we ingest that much plastic and I’m sick of hearing it in credible places!!!
May 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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The CIA trying to figure out who who to back in Iraq in the late 1950's and early 60 🤝 Mia trying to figure out if she's going to take a shower: yeah this is looking like a bath angle

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you fart in an Anechoic chamber, it will never NEVER smell normal in there again
May 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I gotta log the fuck off
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So CECOT is for sure a death camp right?
April 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Senator Bingbong
April 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Dark accounting
Transmission #71489 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Vault of Demonic Abacuses
April 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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You inspired me.
April 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Thank God they can't tariff shoplifting
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM