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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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dont sleep on fusion. fusion has the juice. look at this shit. impeccable sci fi vibe. alien curvature for reasons u wouldnt understand bc u dont know what poincare sections of the plasma beam are. it's even greebled with ports and domes and shit. u can tell the physics nerds are really cooking here
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
dont sleep on fusion. fusion has the juice. look at this shit. impeccable sci fi vibe. alien curvature for reasons u wouldnt understand bc u dont know what poincare sections of the plasma beam are. it's even greebled with ports and domes and shit. u can tell the physics nerds are really cooking here
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putting the art of the deal and rich dad, poor dad on my desk when the nyt comes to interview me as a business guru
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
putting the art of the deal and rich dad, poor dad on my desk when the nyt comes to interview me as a business guru
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Concept: guy who is the type of biblical literalist who believes the injunctions in the Pauline epistles only apply to people living in the literal towns they were addressed to
October 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Concept: guy who is the type of biblical literalist who believes the injunctions in the Pauline epistles only apply to people living in the literal towns they were addressed to
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
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I keep my Twitter account to check in on Kato Kaelin when the Brewers are on.
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I keep my Twitter account to check in on Kato Kaelin when the Brewers are on.
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[christian grey voice] my programming needs are... somewhat unconventional
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
[christian grey voice] my programming needs are... somewhat unconventional
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[angry Illinois fan barges onto set pointing angrily at Pat McAfee]. "You switched the samples!"
[Crowd murmurs]
"You switched the samples! And the statistical reports! What about Corso did you kill him too?!"
[Crowd murmurs]
"You switched the samples! And the statistical reports! What about Corso did you kill him too?!"
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
[angry Illinois fan barges onto set pointing angrily at Pat McAfee]. "You switched the samples!"
[Crowd murmurs]
"You switched the samples! And the statistical reports! What about Corso did you kill him too?!"
[Crowd murmurs]
"You switched the samples! And the statistical reports! What about Corso did you kill him too?!"
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my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh
August 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh
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the little cartoon mice who live in my walls are stealing big pieces of cheese from my refrigerator at night. but it’s not cartoon cheese. I’m worried for them
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the little cartoon mice who live in my walls are stealing big pieces of cheese from my refrigerator at night. but it’s not cartoon cheese. I’m worried for them
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You're absolutely right. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around. No time for dancing, or lovey dovey. We ain't got time for that now.
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You're absolutely right. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around. No time for dancing, or lovey dovey. We ain't got time for that now.
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This is how the US got dragged into the Vietnam War
August 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is how the US got dragged into the Vietnam War
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babe get in here, new george carlin just dropped
August 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
babe get in here, new george carlin just dropped
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thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead
August 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead
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Imagine what Jesus could have accomplished with AI
September 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Imagine what Jesus could have accomplished with AI
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![Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26 and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6waxgers6k753hgsmh2prmv7/bafkreicwreql25fxq3hliczfe3pgz6djdjbrvwbax2d2oyevjm73tb3voy@jpeg)
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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
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"i never heard of autism growing up"
April 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
"i never heard of autism growing up"
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decades of reflection about music and traffic safety later I'm finally emotionally ready to admit that "Move Bitch" was a completely unhinged song. every verse on it more antisocial than the previous one
April 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
decades of reflection about music and traffic safety later I'm finally emotionally ready to admit that "Move Bitch" was a completely unhinged song. every verse on it more antisocial than the previous one
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Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy
April 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy