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John Wallach
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

(PfP defaced sign from Seattle in 2000s stick figure man with claw hand and caption "Stop for me it's the claw" where the original sign had no claw on figure and said law. Banner is early ARPA map.)

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I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.
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The Reichstag has unanimously enacted the following law, which is promulgated herewith:
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Crypto is fundamentally about rediscovering why the traditional banking system is so great, Part 73
While Sam Altman’s one-time romantic partner Lachy Groom was apparently not the person who had $11 million in crypto stolen from his account, Groom does own the home where the invasion happened, and reportedly lives there too. buff.ly/CcWAEVa
Report: SF Home Hit by $11 Million Crypto Theft Owned By Sam Altman’s Ex
While Sam Altman’s one-time romantic partner Lachy Groom was not the person who had $11 million in crypto stolen from his account, Groom does own the home where the invasion happened, and reportedly…
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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d a r k w o k e
This mailer being sent out in #NY17 is WILD.

All of the wording about Mike Lawler is technically accurate, but hoo-boy the design choices here are something to behold.

Definitely zoom in and read for yourself.

Image courtesy of @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on X.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Fundies seething.
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Feinberg has always been awful.
You know what? You're not allowed to post like this if you spent last summer eagerly lapping up every piece of trash article that Nuzzi and her ilk put out while cheering on the fall of Joe Biden like it was the politics super bowl and your team was winning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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The headline needs to be that this happened on Trump's watch. Kash Patel, Kristi Noem and Donald Trump allowed this to happen.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Two West Virginia National Guardsmen who were shot in Washington, DC, are in critical condition, according to officials. CNN's Brian Todd reports.

Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4pdYxpd
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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This proposal of Musk’s sounds pretty fascist
Elon Musk, the guy who did two Nazi salutes in public and has previously described himself as a “free speech absolutist,” thinks it should be a crime to “falsely” call someone a Nazi or a fascist.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Jeannette Garcia is affiliated with Turning Point Action and an Avondale City Council member. She’s being sued for allegedly sexually harassing another Turning Point employee and then drunkenly kidnapping his daughter alongside another Turning Point employee after he rejected Garcia’s advances.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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We could have saved a lot of money sending him to prison.
Second-Term Tab For Trump’s Golf Hobby Tops $70 Million, On Track To Exceed $300 Million

The total would double the $151.5 million taxpayers shelled out for him to play golf during his first term.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Second-Term Tab For Trump’s Golf Hobby Tops $70 Million, On Track To Exceed $300 Million
The total would double the $151.5 million taxpayers shelled out for him to play golf during his first term.
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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True tale: A Baltimore police colonel called a rival at 3 a.m. from a crime scene: "Leon, I got you now. You fucked up. You wrote "POLICE" backwards on the front of the EVU truck."
"Eddie, that's so it reads correctly in a rear view mirror."
Long pause.
"Aw Leon, you got an answer for everything."
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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My essay posted yesterday on how Kennedy appears to be making progress in a stealth campaign to end vaccination in the US is looking more and more likely to be right.

My history-based polemic on the evolution and poverty of the anti-vax argument is due out in May. It feels necessary sooner.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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NO
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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We really do have two different kinds of law now: District Court law (aka the law), and Supreme Court "law" (aka the U.S. House of Lords upholding Trump's personalist regime)
I don’t know what the Supreme Court will do, but I am confident that at the District Court level it is still the case that the Pentagon cannot recall a sitting US Senator to active duty in order to court martial him for something he said. Article 1, Section 6, among other constitutional provisions.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Imagine squandering the good will towards the United States post 9/11 in 2 years.
I see a lot of people on here saying we shouldn’t allow any kind of military intervention in Venezuela.

That seems fine and good for now. But what if that soft dovish take were to end in a mushroom cloud. What about the precautionary principle. Even if there were a 0.1% chance that Venezuela
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Even Rod Dreher, who attended JD Vance’s baptism, is skeptical of the “Department of War’s” statement regarding Senator Mark Kelly. 1/ x.com/roddreher/st...
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Secured as in it can't ever disappear cause it is so widely copied.
A couple of months ago Charles Borges, the chief data officer at the Social Security Administration, resigned because DOGE employees had uploaded a copy of the entire country's Social Security information to a "vulnerable cloud environment."

Has anything been done to secure this information?
a woman says what in front of a microwave oven
ALT: a woman says what in front of a microwave oven
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My favorite part of the Comey cope over on nitter is Mike Davis et al assuring people that somehow the indictment will be revived while the replies are all forecasting the end of rule of law.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Trumpists can't retaliate because they are so fucking stupid.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Et tu, Carolus Fuscus?
It is not hands that call us, it is desire, Charlie Brown.
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
They went Henry VI on the JAGs to make service members not know if the orders are lawful.
Just so we're clear. Bombing or starting a war with Venezuela without Congressional approval would be an illegal act. Military officers are within their rights to refuse such an order.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Musk himself has an enormous body count with USAid!
musk agreeing with an explicitly eugenicist post
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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It’s blowing my mind that schools, universities, public services would run headlong into this. We spent 15 years documenting black boxes. This is a black box in a black hole!
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Accusation as confession party strikes again.
Reminder: It’s really not normal for a senior DOJ official to publicly confirm that DOJ is getting ready to indict someone!

(Not to mention that Mizelle no longer works at DOJ — how exactly does he know “of what he speaks”?)
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM