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someone has to say it
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The streets: I'm in gay hell
The sheets: I'm alone, watching Bridgerton and kicking my feet
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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i wish bluesky had drafts. some of these bangers need a little longer in the pan
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I love bad bitches that's my fuckin' problem, and this is my first meeting
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
If poppa ever stops loving mambo, I don't wanna hear about it
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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I've wasted my life
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Face/Off
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I feel like a chainsaw personified
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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✨ NEED A ROOM IN DUBLIN ASAP ✨

I am unfortunately in search of a room to rent again due to house being evicted. If you have any leads please lmk! Looking to move as soon as possible. Ideally living with some nice queers or queer friendly peeps. Tyyy ✨💜🌹
Dublin City Grrrrl ✨☺💕
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Woman on bus trauma dumped and then told I look pure like Elmo the doll
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Protestant Cecelia Ahern writes books like PSNI Love You
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Israel bombed 5 towns in Lebanon today. Another day of an Israeli ceasefire: you cease, we fire
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
ultimately sublime astrological alignments and no way to put them to good use is actually a Shakespearean tragedy in my books
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Ovulation helps me to remember that I have cheekbones (and that I ache for flesh)
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If someone bought me the goth baddie style crucifix off my vinted favourites that would mean we were in love
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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men shouldn't be allowed to do coke. it makes them entrepreneurial
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Stop making new products, there is ENOUGH
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Walking up the steps of the Ha'Penny Bridge.
January 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Actually I think every Christmas should be for women
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Got my first full night's sleep in about 2 weeks last night and dreamt I had a giant baby. Even in my dreams, I can't escape the pressures.
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Ah WHA didn't see that year goin by at all didn't ye not? Absolutely FLEW in
January 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Cobbler?
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I think I need someone to make decisions for me so I can defy them to know what I truly want
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Heated discussion with a taxi driver at about 5am on why it was actually mad funny that those young lads broke into that Tallaght Lidl during a big snow is what Christmas is all about
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fuck riding, all I care about is Scrabble actually
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM