Joseph DiPierno
@joedips.bsky.social
Trying not be rude, quite often crude, sometimes have a bit of a ‘tude, but mostly just a dude.
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This is cool as hell
Social media isn't a great place for nuance or context, but despite that I want to take a moment today to talk about some of the things that made the MetroCard special in its day.
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is cool as hell
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MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
August 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
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headline construction masterclass
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
headline construction masterclass
Who knew that Lilo and Stitch would be the closest thing we get to a Portal movie…
May 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Who knew that Lilo and Stitch would be the closest thing we get to a Portal movie…
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Y’all need to see Sinners. Haven’t felt my soul like that in a minute.
April 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Y’all need to see Sinners. Haven’t felt my soul like that in a minute.
Walmart came in clutch
April 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Walmart came in clutch
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Anybody with rudimentary experience with firearms knows that you don't ever, ever do this. This is how accidental shootings happen. Doesn't matter if the gun is loaded; every gun is treated as a loaded gun, because mistakes make people dead. Guess you don't learn gun safety at Puppy Killing Camp.
DHS secretary Kristi Noem, wearing a $50,000 Rolex, talks about arresting dirtbags while aiming rifle muzzle dangerously close to ICE officer's head
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Anybody with rudimentary experience with firearms knows that you don't ever, ever do this. This is how accidental shootings happen. Doesn't matter if the gun is loaded; every gun is treated as a loaded gun, because mistakes make people dead. Guess you don't learn gun safety at Puppy Killing Camp.
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I imagine companies leaving the price out of product announcements is going to become the new normal this year
April 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I imagine companies leaving the price out of product announcements is going to become the new normal this year
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Welcome to the new normal of pricing, US folks. But instead of a slow increase over time like we've seen in grocery over the past few years, we're going to start seeing things happen all at once.
April 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Welcome to the new normal of pricing, US folks. But instead of a slow increase over time like we've seen in grocery over the past few years, we're going to start seeing things happen all at once.
Excellent. Just truly excellent news. Just hope everyone now shows up.
Warner Bros has sold the rights of 'Coyote Vs Acme' to Ketchup Entertainment, they will bring the movie to theaters in 2026.
deadline.com/2025/03/coyo...
deadline.com/2025/03/coyo...
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Excellent. Just truly excellent news. Just hope everyone now shows up.
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
Wow. Now actually worth getting.
March 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Wow. Now actually worth getting.
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I cannot express enough how FREAKING GOOD Novocaine was! Sweet, funny and brutal as all hell! Cannot recommend enough!!!
March 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I cannot express enough how FREAKING GOOD Novocaine was! Sweet, funny and brutal as all hell! Cannot recommend enough!!!
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No MagSafe is legit insane
February 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No MagSafe is legit insane
Easily the best thing I’ve learned about today. I am about to lose so many hours to this.
February 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Easily the best thing I’ve learned about today. I am about to lose so many hours to this.
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Mr FREE SPEECH cancelling cartoonists
February 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mr FREE SPEECH cancelling cartoonists
Got a compliment on my mustache tonight and I might as well have been a pig in shit.
February 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Got a compliment on my mustache tonight and I might as well have been a pig in shit.
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totally off the deep end
these are the unhinged ravings of a lunatic
these are the unhinged ravings of a lunatic
February 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
totally off the deep end
these are the unhinged ravings of a lunatic
these are the unhinged ravings of a lunatic
My thoughts exactly
To add more fuel to my "this is a non-linear structured Mario Kart" theory, the Yoshi Burger stand looks like a pit-stop rather than an off-ramp for items or what have you.
So.. is the Yoshi’s burger restaurant called that because the Yoshis MAKE the burgers or because the Yoshis ARE the burgers?
January 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My thoughts exactly
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shout out to everyone who confused the dates and thought the switch 2 direct would be in feb (instead of april)
January 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
shout out to everyone who confused the dates and thought the switch 2 direct would be in feb (instead of april)
Nation Never Needed Pharrell To Show Up In Crazy Hat More Than It Does Right Now
theonion.com/nation-...
theonion.com/nation-...
January 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM