macaulay bulkin’
@joestriks.bsky.social
comedy boy, very good boy, so tall and so strong
saw Skyscraper with like 20-30 friends and when the skyscraper first appeared we went absolutely nuts
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
saw Skyscraper with like 20-30 friends and when the skyscraper first appeared we went absolutely nuts
Brian Kelly rehired effective immediately
fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Brian Kelly rehired effective immediately
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My first call is to Jesse Minter.
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My first call is to Jesse Minter.
eeeeeeeeeeeeee *deep inhale* eeeeeeyup.
Wink Martindale cracks me up, big-ass flatbill hat, oakleys, the goatee, weird-ass blitzes, holds up his playcard like he's reading off the secrets of the pharaohs
I'd hate him so much I'd vibrate with rage if he were on my team's staff
I'd hate him so much I'd vibrate with rage if he were on my team's staff
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeee *deep inhale* eeeeeeyup.
the owns in the how do you solve a problem like maria song are fucking devastating
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the owns in the how do you solve a problem like maria song are fucking devastating
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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Imagining Paul atreides charming the pants off of the baron harkonnen as a horrified guild watches on
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Imagining Paul atreides charming the pants off of the baron harkonnen as a horrified guild watches on
incognito browsing: sneaky lookin’ at naughty vids
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
incognito browsing: sneaky lookin’ at naughty vids
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
incog-neat-o browsing: sneaky lookin’ at cross sections of old boats
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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has anyone done “pokemon go down on my husband” yet
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
has anyone done “pokemon go down on my husband” yet
haven’t beseeched in a while. might fuck around and beseech something tonight
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
haven’t beseeched in a while. might fuck around and beseech something tonight
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
bruce bruce vilanch vilanch
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
bruce bruce vilanch vilanch
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My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
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Unlimited bread sticks type shit
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Unlimited bread sticks type shit
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Finally I can announce it: in January 2026 I will be launching Mr. Rachel for Bigs
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Finally I can announce it: in January 2026 I will be launching Mr. Rachel for Bigs
get my man in Schumer’s seat like yesterday
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
get my man in Schumer’s seat like yesterday
If we’re gonna do this properly we need an emergency desus and mero reunion
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If we’re gonna do this properly we need an emergency desus and mero reunion
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just wet wet mud
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
just wet wet mud