Kris Johansson
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"I'm glad they're home. I'm glad they're going nowhere... I do hate them, today more than ever." - Michael Wilbon, who is not sad that Notre Dame got snubbed by the CFP
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"I'm glad they're home. I'm glad they're going nowhere... I do hate them, today more than ever." - Michael Wilbon, who is not sad that Notre Dame got snubbed by the CFP
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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NOBODY WANTS FUCKING A.I.
GET THE T-SHRIT / HOODY AT dashare.zone
ALL SHIRT'S $4 OFF NORMAL PRICE
ALL HOODYS $9 OFF NORMAL PRICE
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
GET THE T-SHRIT / HOODY AT dashare.zone
ALL SHIRT'S $4 OFF NORMAL PRICE
ALL HOODYS $9 OFF NORMAL PRICE
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
NOBODY WANTS FUCKING A.I.
GET THE T-SHRIT / HOODY AT dashare.zone
ALL SHIRT'S $4 OFF NORMAL PRICE
ALL HOODYS $9 OFF NORMAL PRICE
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
GET THE T-SHRIT / HOODY AT dashare.zone
ALL SHIRT'S $4 OFF NORMAL PRICE
ALL HOODYS $9 OFF NORMAL PRICE
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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October 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
@pablo.show so when does the ptfo shop open bc I need a hat
September 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@pablo.show so when does the ptfo shop open bc I need a hat
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It's mathematically impossible for a 17-team ACC to each play 9 league games, so how would the ACC do it? “We have the highest rated academic schools of any Power Four conference,” an ACC AD told @on3sports.bsky.social. “We’ll figure it out.”
August 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's mathematically impossible for a 17-team ACC to each play 9 league games, so how would the ACC do it? “We have the highest rated academic schools of any Power Four conference,” an ACC AD told @on3sports.bsky.social. “We’ll figure it out.”
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Uh spoiler I guess. Ended my ex-evangelical novel with this, bc there was no bigger “do my characters REALLY believe this universal reconciliation stuff they’re preaching” benchmark than calling James Dobson a thing that had been created by divinity. They forgave even Satan way before this point lol
August 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Uh spoiler I guess. Ended my ex-evangelical novel with this, bc there was no bigger “do my characters REALLY believe this universal reconciliation stuff they’re preaching” benchmark than calling James Dobson a thing that had been created by divinity. They forgave even Satan way before this point lol
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The best Da Lat Mario Kart compilation
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August 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The best Da Lat Mario Kart compilation
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Atlanta's 2025 in one clip.
August 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Atlanta's 2025 in one clip.
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Okay I found the most depressing post
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Okay I found the most depressing post
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Anyway that was terrifying and I really hope blood clots find the right brains soon
August 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Anyway that was terrifying and I really hope blood clots find the right brains soon
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There was a Harvard University PD officer who kept Dershowitz’s license plate on a post-it on his dash, in case he ever saw the car and could ticket it
August 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There was a Harvard University PD officer who kept Dershowitz’s license plate on a post-it on his dash, in case he ever saw the car and could ticket it
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"We hope it gets a little bit more competitive. Because like a girls' trip to Cancun, right now, there's no D."
Elle Duncan sums up the first half of the WNBA All-Star Game.
Elle Duncan sums up the first half of the WNBA All-Star Game.
July 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"We hope it gets a little bit more competitive. Because like a girls' trip to Cancun, right now, there's no D."
Elle Duncan sums up the first half of the WNBA All-Star Game.
Elle Duncan sums up the first half of the WNBA All-Star Game.
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i've given this a lot of thought and considered all the circumstances and here is my conclusion: fuckin lmao
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
Dad Moved Fam to Russia to Flee Woke—Now He’s on Front Line
Derek Huffman, 46, joined the military with hopes of becoming a Russian citizen. His wife said he was duped into a combat role.
trib.al
July 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i've given this a lot of thought and considered all the circumstances and here is my conclusion: fuckin lmao
fantastic thread
"chief people officer"
you mean HR?
you down to the Coldplay concert with HR?
you mean HR?
you down to the Coldplay concert with HR?
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
fantastic thread
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“And tomorrow I’m gonna hang outside a ladies’ prison”
June 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“And tomorrow I’m gonna hang outside a ladies’ prison”
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
June 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
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New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
It's Father's Day this weekend, and I'm celebrating Dads with a great burger, a bold cocktail, some modern Dad Rock, and a reflection on the unexpected Hall of Mirrors that parenting can be:
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/i-see-myse...
It's Father's Day this weekend, and I'm celebrating Dads with a great burger, a bold cocktail, some modern Dad Rock, and a reflection on the unexpected Hall of Mirrors that parenting can be:
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/i-see-myse...
I See Myself In You
A Father's Day edition of the Friday Newsletter brings reflections on reflections, plus all the things Dads In Your Area Are Looking For
actioncookbook.substack.com
June 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
It's Father's Day this weekend, and I'm celebrating Dads with a great burger, a bold cocktail, some modern Dad Rock, and a reflection on the unexpected Hall of Mirrors that parenting can be:
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/i-see-myse...
It's Father's Day this weekend, and I'm celebrating Dads with a great burger, a bold cocktail, some modern Dad Rock, and a reflection on the unexpected Hall of Mirrors that parenting can be:
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/i-see-myse...
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TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.