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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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🎃spooky chey👻 @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 8h

23 days until Halloween 🎃

Opossum in a strawberry-themed costume.

Instagram: avec.possum

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · Feb 27

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 7h

so did Ed Gein. in a drawer

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 8h

committing arson with the stars

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Mar 9

You have just made a powerful enemy
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 1d

Life: I’m out of lemons is Pepsi ok?

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 23h

rainin' piss in there?

Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

thinkin’ aboot adoptin’ these two but a’m not sure a want two cats knockin’ aboot

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

Folk’ve got nee shame. Horrible buggers tryin’ to make nasty shite seem normal. Absolute bastards

Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

got the ghosts of twelve sheep hauntin’ us ’cause a once called them ugly, like. can’t even sleep for the bleatin’

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

"Country roads, take me home."
-Google Maps: How about a goat-haunted gas station, a flat tire, and zero signal instead? But hey, you’ll have that song stuck in your head! So...Win!

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

get sick readin’ aboot the Yanks’ politics, like, but how can ye not care aboot all this fascism carryin’ on in the world the day? It’s a pure shame

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 1d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

man, that sounds proper dodgy. wee bit rapey. poor gal

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

stop bein’ a reet wet shite, ye absolute fanny

Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a beard .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a beard .

media.tenor.com

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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 1d

??

The Super League’s final proposal to UEFA for a stronger Champions League

UEFA, A22 (the company representing the Super League), and envoys from FC Barcelona and Real Madrid have been holding confidential negotiations over the past eight months

www.mundodeportivo.com

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

cheers 🍻

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

Wey tell the moon to stop dressin’ like a right tart then

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 1d

a thought a was up the duff, man. ma belly was gan wild! Turns oot it was just a world-endin’ shite. Nearly called the midwife

Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 2d

Been a year since Gary passed. Miss the lad somethin’ rotten, I divvint gan a day without thinkin’ of him.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 3d

Just a reminder that this is a children’s Bible

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Johnny Coxville @johnnycoxville.bsky.social · 2d

Av just sat on me own bollock, like. How’s yer Monday gannin’?

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