Jomeo
@jomeo.bsky.social
You don’t need to follow me, I’m just skeeting.
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I don't use any Britishisms because I am going to Heaven actually
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I don't use any Britishisms because I am going to Heaven actually
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the game that I like playing right now should be game of the year
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the game that I like playing right now should be game of the year
Also, what are you you doing with your money if you aren’t supporting them? Do you appreciate knowing what’s happening in elections? I sure do!
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Also, what are you you doing with your money if you aren’t supporting them? Do you appreciate knowing what’s happening in elections? I sure do!
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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
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anyway get all four of my games on itch for 20 bucks (including the award winning smb3-like with lesbians) itch.io/s/169922/kit...
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
anyway get all four of my games on itch for 20 bucks (including the award winning smb3-like with lesbians) itch.io/s/169922/kit...
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graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry*
audience member (crying): thank you
audience member (crying): thank you
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry*
audience member (crying): thank you
audience member (crying): thank you
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
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How it feels to put a Diet Coke in the freezer exactly long enough for it to get slushy
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How it feels to put a Diet Coke in the freezer exactly long enough for it to get slushy
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Dersh……the nation turns its eyes to you
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dersh……the nation turns its eyes to you
I promise, you are not prepared to read this explanation lmao holy shit
in lieu of engaging with brianna wu and her opinions i will once again post her art, along with an artistic statement from her husband explaining it
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I promise, you are not prepared to read this explanation lmao holy shit
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This is like Rickrolling, but if it made you want to walk in traffic.
October 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is like Rickrolling, but if it made you want to walk in traffic.
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stg i’m gonna crawl through my phone at the next person who tries to hand it to curtis sliwa, a man who had his goons DO VIGILANTE ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV FOR SEAN HANNITY LAST YEAR
you know the whole ICE thing you hate?
YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WEIRDO TRIED TO DO AMATEUR ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV
you know the whole ICE thing you hate?
YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WEIRDO TRIED TO DO AMATEUR ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV
On live TV, Guardian Angels rough up a man in Times Square then misidentify him as a 'migrant'
The disturbance played out as Curtis Sliwa, founder of the anti-crime patrol group, was speaking to Sean Hannity.
apnews.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
stg i’m gonna crawl through my phone at the next person who tries to hand it to curtis sliwa, a man who had his goons DO VIGILANTE ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV FOR SEAN HANNITY LAST YEAR
you know the whole ICE thing you hate?
YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WEIRDO TRIED TO DO AMATEUR ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV
you know the whole ICE thing you hate?
YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WEIRDO TRIED TO DO AMATEUR ICE SHIT ON LIVE TV
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO BSKY LEFT" or "GO TWITTER LEFT!" I'm yelling "GO Roy Cooper and politics as a vocation!"
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO BSKY LEFT" or "GO TWITTER LEFT!" I'm yelling "GO Roy Cooper and politics as a vocation!"
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The thing is that conservatives DO love having a king. That was like a whole bit in Sideshow Bob Roberts
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The thing is that conservatives DO love having a king. That was like a whole bit in Sideshow Bob Roberts
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they wanna say "Judeo-Bolshevism" so bad
When the Trump admin uses "antifa" as a boogeyman at least that's a reference from the current century but Mike Johnson is trying to get Americans scared of the Communist Party like it's 1950 lol
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
they wanna say "Judeo-Bolshevism" so bad
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Man wearing turtleneck: technology now allows us to literally write upon shaven wood, it’s called the WoodPad5000, costs 2,300 dollars, and comes with a lot of racism stuff already written in there that has made my fellow CEOs into madmen as they gaze upon it as a false idol
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Man wearing turtleneck: technology now allows us to literally write upon shaven wood, it’s called the WoodPad5000, costs 2,300 dollars, and comes with a lot of racism stuff already written in there that has made my fellow CEOs into madmen as they gaze upon it as a false idol
This is big talk for a man whose address took me 5 minutes to find.
I swear these people are so fucking stupid, they think transferring a property into the name of a trust with an unrelated trustee on the tax card is some kind of super secret invisibility spell. Matt Walsh, etc try the same shit
I swear these people are so fucking stupid, they think transferring a property into the name of a trust with an unrelated trustee on the tax card is some kind of super secret invisibility spell. Matt Walsh, etc try the same shit
She Despised Charlie Kirk. He Resolved to Make People Like Her Pay.
www.nytimes.com
October 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is big talk for a man whose address took me 5 minutes to find.
I swear these people are so fucking stupid, they think transferring a property into the name of a trust with an unrelated trustee on the tax card is some kind of super secret invisibility spell. Matt Walsh, etc try the same shit
I swear these people are so fucking stupid, they think transferring a property into the name of a trust with an unrelated trustee on the tax card is some kind of super secret invisibility spell. Matt Walsh, etc try the same shit
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Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
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> Rose: Resist urge to seek revenge.
#HOMESTUCK
#HOMESTUCK
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
> Rose: Resist urge to seek revenge.
#HOMESTUCK
#HOMESTUCK
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Calling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs
September 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Calling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs
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Can I just say … I wish the general population was as upset and outspoken about trans people being labeled as dangerous, sub-human enemies of the state as they are about the cis white male comedian getting his show taken off the air ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Can I just say … I wish the general population was as upset and outspoken about trans people being labeled as dangerous, sub-human enemies of the state as they are about the cis white male comedian getting his show taken off the air ¯\_(ツ)_/¯