@jonathanstern.bsky.social
Plaintiff's Securities Lawyer, New Yorker.
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
I've never thought "I hope this guy gets a Fox News job after he is run out of politics" but I really hope Eric Adams gets a Fox News job after he is run out of politics.
June 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I've never thought "I hope this guy gets a Fox News job after he is run out of politics" but I really hope Eric Adams gets a Fox News job after he is run out of politics.
What is this shit? That's been one of Le Bernardin's signature dishes for decades. It's not an Ozempic thing.
In the age of Ozempic, dealmakers are dining out on ‘the power nibble’
Forget the power lunch — Wall Street wolves want ‘power nibble’
www.thetimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
What is this shit? That's been one of Le Bernardin's signature dishes for decades. It's not an Ozempic thing.
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sound on i beg you
May 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
sound on i beg you
Does Trump think the iron dome is an actual dome?
Good lord
*TRUMP SAYS NEW US MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM TO COST $175 BILLION
*TRUMP: BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL WILL INCLUDE $25B DOME BUDGET
*TRUMP SAYS NEW US MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM TO COST $175 BILLION
*TRUMP: BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL WILL INCLUDE $25B DOME BUDGET
May 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Does Trump think the iron dome is an actual dome?
Trump's gonna say something super racist about that Mexican ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge tomorrow, huh?
May 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Trump's gonna say something super racist about that Mexican ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge tomorrow, huh?
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh
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theonion.com/sun-mai...
May 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh
theonion.com/sun-mai...
theonion.com/sun-mai...
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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]
theonion.com
May 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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theonion.com/woman-r...
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Anderson Cooper Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery To Look Even More Concerned
April 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Anderson Cooper Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery To Look Even More Concerned
has the NY Times done a live tracker for Canadian elections before? www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Canada Election 2025 Live Results: Carney vs. Poilievre
Canadians are heading to the polls today to elect their members of Parliament. First polls close at 7 p.m. Eastern.
www.nytimes.com
April 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
has the NY Times done a live tracker for Canadian elections before? www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
He's not confessing, he's bragging.
April 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He's not confessing, he's bragging.
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I think people reeeeealllly overestimate the role of trade and industrial policy in US dominance of heavy industry in the 1950s and really underestimate the importance of having dropped high explosives on every facility in Japan or Germany capable of manufacturing a ball bearing
April 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think people reeeeealllly overestimate the role of trade and industrial policy in US dominance of heavy industry in the 1950s and really underestimate the importance of having dropped high explosives on every facility in Japan or Germany capable of manufacturing a ball bearing
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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
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Correct
April 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Correct
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sean used this image as the closer in today's @1900hotdog.bsky.social article and i had to be told who it was because i have only ever known of mark kern as his horrible little cartoon maid avatar
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
sean used this image as the closer in today's @1900hotdog.bsky.social article and i had to be told who it was because i have only ever known of mark kern as his horrible little cartoon maid avatar
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If you’re a smart law student with principles, try to get into plaintiff’s work. There’s more plaintiff’s side recruiting than ever at top law schools. It’s not quite as much money as your big law peers, but it can still be a very good living.
As we’re approaching law-firm-hiring season, I hope students are considering which firms align with their professional and personal values and which ones don’t.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/b...
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www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/b...
March 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you’re a smart law student with principles, try to get into plaintiff’s work. There’s more plaintiff’s side recruiting than ever at top law schools. It’s not quite as much money as your big law peers, but it can still be a very good living.
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incredible anecdote in one of Phil Jackson’s memoirs: Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls accidentally drank *Gaterlode*, a high-carb drink, in an NBA Finals game
“Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.”
Bulls lost the game
“Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.”
Bulls lost the game
March 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
incredible anecdote in one of Phil Jackson’s memoirs: Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls accidentally drank *Gaterlode*, a high-carb drink, in an NBA Finals game
“Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.”
Bulls lost the game
“Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.”
Bulls lost the game
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it's time for
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it's time for
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
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Because God hath wrought not only wonders, Jerry.
March 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Because God hath wrought not only wonders, Jerry.
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🚨🚨🚨 NEW Reuters Poll: Trump's disapproval rating spikes by 10 points since inauguration.
• %51 now disapprove of Trump's presidency
• %39 now disapprove of Trump's handling of economy
The resistance is working. 👀
www.reuters.com/data/trumps-...
• %51 now disapprove of Trump's presidency
• %39 now disapprove of Trump's handling of economy
The resistance is working. 👀
www.reuters.com/data/trumps-...
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🚨🚨🚨 NEW Reuters Poll: Trump's disapproval rating spikes by 10 points since inauguration.
• %51 now disapprove of Trump's presidency
• %39 now disapprove of Trump's handling of economy
The resistance is working. 👀
www.reuters.com/data/trumps-...
• %51 now disapprove of Trump's presidency
• %39 now disapprove of Trump's handling of economy
The resistance is working. 👀
www.reuters.com/data/trumps-...
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
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It sucks that he’s another super rich guy but you have to give it up to the Illinois big boy for being one of the only Democrats to actually be doing anything
January 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It sucks that he’s another super rich guy but you have to give it up to the Illinois big boy for being one of the only Democrats to actually be doing anything