Jonathon Kwattes
@jonathonkwattes.bsky.social
Stop picking it, you’ll make it worse.
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Yes, it became a fucking sewer but we shouldn't forget that at its best Twitter could be utterly sensational
December 3, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Yes, it became a fucking sewer but we shouldn't forget that at its best Twitter could be utterly sensational
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Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up
December 1, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up
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Job interview tip: Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal orientated, thank you."
November 30, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Job interview tip: Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal orientated, thank you."
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My favourite insult
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 AM
My favourite insult
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Last minute gift idea.
November 28, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Last minute gift idea.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if it's still me.
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if it's still me.
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A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
November 11, 2024 at 8:11 PM
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 4am last night. He was lucky I was still up donig DIY.
November 23, 2024 at 10:42 AM
My neighbour knocked on my door at 4am last night. He was lucky I was still up donig DIY.
Twitter exit gold salvage @robertpopper.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Twitter exit gold salvage @robertpopper.bsky.social
Twitter exit gold salvage @mittendamour.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Twitter exit gold salvage @mittendamour.bsky.social
Twitter exit gold salvage @brianbilston.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Twitter exit gold salvage @brianbilston.bsky.social
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Today’s poem is called ‘Frenemies’.
November 27, 2023 at 9:00 AM
Today’s poem is called ‘Frenemies’.
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YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
November 7, 2024 at 5:53 PM
YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
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