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I’ll say it: Pokemon Black & White are some of the most balanced and fun games to play thru and are completely underrated
February 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’ll say it: Pokemon Black & White are some of the most balanced and fun games to play thru and are completely underrated
Per Insta, bot porn accounts really like pics of washers/dryers
January 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Per Insta, bot porn accounts really like pics of washers/dryers
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I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!
January 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!
Interest, no. Disdain, also no. Like most everything that interested me, they humored me but also were incredibly neutral. Which might be a deep seated reason I had/have numerous and wildly different interests…
January 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Interest, no. Disdain, also no. Like most everything that interested me, they humored me but also were incredibly neutral. Which might be a deep seated reason I had/have numerous and wildly different interests…
I’ve never had cannabis, but this might the year it’s necessary and therapeutic
January 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve never had cannabis, but this might the year it’s necessary and therapeutic
I didn’t have TikTok, mainly because I’ve been trying (and failing) at limiting social media and doom scrolling, this feels like the beginning of what the next four years are supposed to feel like
January 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I didn’t have TikTok, mainly because I’ve been trying (and failing) at limiting social media and doom scrolling, this feels like the beginning of what the next four years are supposed to feel like
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The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
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December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
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As an aside, when people say I should run for office, or open up a bookshop/cafe in my church, or do anything other than what I currently do with my life, they do not appreciate just how lazy I am, and how much I have carefully crafted my life for the maximum result with the least personal effort
December 15, 2024 at 9:15 PM
As an aside, when people say I should run for office, or open up a bookshop/cafe in my church, or do anything other than what I currently do with my life, they do not appreciate just how lazy I am, and how much I have carefully crafted my life for the maximum result with the least personal effort
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Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me."
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
December 14, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me."
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
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every morning, my cat and I spend at least 15 minutes snuggling with her face smooshed against my face if you evEN CARE
December 11, 2024 at 1:15 PM
every morning, my cat and I spend at least 15 minutes snuggling with her face smooshed against my face if you evEN CARE
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I've had 37 years on this earth to learn stuff. To grow. To remember past mistakes and work toward not repeating them. 37 years to work on impulse control and thinking through potential consequences.
And yet I shove this too-hot pizza in mouth w/o waiting, choosing blisters over common sense.
And yet I shove this too-hot pizza in mouth w/o waiting, choosing blisters over common sense.
December 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I've had 37 years on this earth to learn stuff. To grow. To remember past mistakes and work toward not repeating them. 37 years to work on impulse control and thinking through potential consequences.
And yet I shove this too-hot pizza in mouth w/o waiting, choosing blisters over common sense.
And yet I shove this too-hot pizza in mouth w/o waiting, choosing blisters over common sense.
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Sometimes you drink water and your body is like “Yes yes yes more more what is this thing I hate it but I need it”
December 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Sometimes you drink water and your body is like “Yes yes yes more more what is this thing I hate it but I need it”
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You're laughing, Darth Vader is dead and you're laughing. He had two kids and his wife died in child birth, yes he oversaw the literal destruction of an entire planet, I mean he legit blew it up into a million pieces, but he was a family man first and foremost.
December 10, 2024 at 11:50 PM
You're laughing, Darth Vader is dead and you're laughing. He had two kids and his wife died in child birth, yes he oversaw the literal destruction of an entire planet, I mean he legit blew it up into a million pieces, but he was a family man first and foremost.
Golden Sun: The Lost Age, Fire Emblem VII, or Pokémon Crystal
December 11, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Golden Sun: The Lost Age, Fire Emblem VII, or Pokémon Crystal
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and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat
December 9, 2024 at 9:07 PM
and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat
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I love it every time WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS has on an actor who's played a vampire in something else. It never gets old. If I were a YouTuber, I'd make a 20 minute video essay about it called "Intertextual Comedy Done Right".
December 9, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I love it every time WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS has on an actor who's played a vampire in something else. It never gets old. If I were a YouTuber, I'd make a 20 minute video essay about it called "Intertextual Comedy Done Right".
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(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
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If any Disney execs are reading this, call me. I've got an idea for another Star Wars spin off. It's called Paul Darth, Maul Cop.
December 9, 2024 at 1:23 PM
If any Disney execs are reading this, call me. I've got an idea for another Star Wars spin off. It's called Paul Darth, Maul Cop.
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The older I get, the more I relate to psyduck
December 8, 2024 at 8:29 AM
The older I get, the more I relate to psyduck
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I'm just glad I was alive at the right time and age for the release of the Lord of the Rings films. 🙏
December 7, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I'm just glad I was alive at the right time and age for the release of the Lord of the Rings films. 🙏
2 hours until vacation
a harry potter character says " my body is ready " in front of a window
ALT: a harry potter character says " my body is ready " in front of a window
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December 7, 2024 at 8:41 PM
2 hours until vacation