Jordan
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Jordan
@jordan9980.bsky.social
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one thing that has slightly slipped through the cracks is that yesterday Trump said that 9,982 out of every 10,000 people are autistic
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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from the article "chicken or the egg"
January 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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“Evening, Copenhagen” (1919), Paul Gustave Fischer. Oil on canvas.
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I've always really disliked the JCS true crime channel because of how it constantly uses pseudoscience to try to create evidence of someone's guilt, and the way they speak about the crimes discussed often feels disrespectful. Like what's with the quips?
January 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
January 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Time Capsule Instructions xkcd.com/3031
December 31, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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A front page for the ages.
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
A sad thing for me about Trump winning is it just makes me not want to associate with so many people. My neighbors and family members fell for his lies a second time. Even if it didn't make them look outright stupid, it does make them look outright malicious, and that really sucks.
December 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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ordering doordash through the ouija board
December 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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In EU4, there's a game event that makes your government lose stability from a comet sighting. I always thought it was bullshit, but I get it now.
December 15, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Tarot is always like “The Nuts in the Woodchipper isn’t necessarily bad”
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”
-Plato
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
What should I put on my wishlist for Secret Santa? I never know what I want.
November 13, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Yeah, sex is great and all, but a pigeon laid two eggs outside my apartment and I get to watch her hatch and raise them.
September 26, 2023 at 8:12 PM
why do alien invaders in movies never wear clothes?
September 23, 2023 at 3:20 AM