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joshbelville.com | Portland, OR. I write things and make music sometimes. I play a lot of D&D. I don't know how else to explain myself to you.
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please don't look up at the sun today
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Good morning. I made another music video late last night, for a song I wrote in 2019. The song was inspired by the events, on a certain day, of a certain D. Trump. No, that's too obvious ... Donald T. youtu.be/CA9qDNk-tRE
watching this and thinking about how this bit would never fly in the modern day because guys would be like "this is absurd, why would anyone give their baseball players these nicknames" www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9t0...
Abbott and Costello who's on first / visual representation
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December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
watching this and thinking about how this bit would never fly in the modern day because guys would be like "this is absurd, why would anyone give their baseball players these nicknames" www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9t0...
the reason why everyone loves mamdani is because he is both smiling AND smizing. that is talent.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the reason why everyone loves mamdani is because he is both smiling AND smizing. that is talent.
enjoying the reactions to this post while also lamenting the demise of reading comprehension
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
enjoying the reactions to this post while also lamenting the demise of reading comprehension
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I was reading through the OP and some replies and if you don't mind me airing a grievance...
there sure are a lot of people out there who seem to have a superiority complex about not watching videos and you do you but I stopped using the word "sportsball" for reasons.
there sure are a lot of people out there who seem to have a superiority complex about not watching videos and you do you but I stopped using the word "sportsball" for reasons.
okay somehow this totally banal observation about the relative scale and influence of social media platforms has made some people extremely mad
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I was reading through the OP and some replies and if you don't mind me airing a grievance...
there sure are a lot of people out there who seem to have a superiority complex about not watching videos and you do you but I stopped using the word "sportsball" for reasons.
there sure are a lot of people out there who seem to have a superiority complex about not watching videos and you do you but I stopped using the word "sportsball" for reasons.
Like ... he didn't write this. Maybe he thinks it (wouldn't surprise me), but I just went to his profile and he doesn't talk about himself in third person like this. Why would he? He loves himself! Makes me wonder who's behind it though, and why they are so stupid.
Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Like ... he didn't write this. Maybe he thinks it (wouldn't surprise me), but I just went to his profile and he doesn't talk about himself in third person like this. Why would he? He loves himself! Makes me wonder who's behind it though, and why they are so stupid.
new stack, jack joshbelville.substack.com/p/the-necess...
The Necessity of Vigorous Exercise
& the constant struggle of psychological inertia
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December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This pizza was so good. I think about it often.
Pizza Hut Sicilian (1994, 1998): A rectangular, thick-crust pizza, made with a hearty, spicy sauce and cut into 8 square slices. It had basil, oregano, and garlic baked into the crust, and covered in a sprinkling of "cheese-herb seasoning". Tested regionally, then rolled out nationally 4 years later
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This pizza was so good. I think about it often.
God damn it. I was waiting for some news source other than stupid TMZ to confirm it. This sucks. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Rob Reiner, Legendary Comedic Actor and ‘Princess Bride’ Director, Found Dead in His Home
Rob Reiner, director of 'The Princess Bride' and 'This Is Spinal Tap,' has been found dead at 78.
variety.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
God damn it. I was waiting for some news source other than stupid TMZ to confirm it. This sucks. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
today (after I get back from the gym) I am going to christen my new crockpot by making the chili recipe ("netta's dynamite chili") that is literally printed on one of the box flaps. my guess is that it will be inoffensive. like lowest common denominator chili.
![[netti's] dynamite chili
INGREDIENTS
1/2 lb ground beef - 80/20
1 15 ounce can light red kidney beans (lightly rinse to remove some of the starch)
1 15 ounce can dark red kidney beans (lightly rinse to remove some of the starch)
2 14 ounce cans of Italian stewed tomatoes
1 large onion, thinly sliced
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1/2 cup yellow pepper, diced
1/2 cup red pepper, diced
2 tablespoon ground chili pepper
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 tablespoon ground coriander
1 tablespoon dried parsley
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes salt and pepper, to taste
olive oil
Optional Garnish:
diced scallions, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xtwdjmf6rc4x5aqyqxwschv3/bafkreihsdaainyzsxxw4cp7j3x4emtcugqh6on5igynkz4bayf6vuei5x4@jpeg)
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
today (after I get back from the gym) I am going to christen my new crockpot by making the chili recipe ("netta's dynamite chili") that is literally printed on one of the box flaps. my guess is that it will be inoffensive. like lowest common denominator chili.
if you claim your pizza/pasta sauce is "zesty" and i taste sugary sweetness, you're going to liartown, first class
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
if you claim your pizza/pasta sauce is "zesty" and i taste sugary sweetness, you're going to liartown, first class
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Epstein with Woody Allen, Epstein with Bill Clinton, Epstein with Donald Trump. This guy seems to always show up around sexual predators! Weird!
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Epstein with Woody Allen, Epstein with Bill Clinton, Epstein with Donald Trump. This guy seems to always show up around sexual predators! Weird!
coming to grips with the fact that i need to rearrange the furniture in my living room. steeling myself for the journey i am about to embark on
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
coming to grips with the fact that i need to rearrange the furniture in my living room. steeling myself for the journey i am about to embark on
cooking is just weaning on an industrial scale
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
cooking is just weaning on an industrial scale
Dang man, this was excellent. Very touching and funny and sometimes a little scary. Great debut by Eva! letterboxd.com/jcbelville/f...
A ★★★★½ review of Sorry, Baby (2025)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
letterboxd.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Dang man, this was excellent. Very touching and funny and sometimes a little scary. Great debut by Eva! letterboxd.com/jcbelville/f...
Dear movies,
No more 15,000 quirky production company logos before a film while ALSO listing them in the pre-show credits. Stop it with this.
Your pal,
JCB
No more 15,000 quirky production company logos before a film while ALSO listing them in the pre-show credits. Stop it with this.
Your pal,
JCB
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Dear movies,
No more 15,000 quirky production company logos before a film while ALSO listing them in the pre-show credits. Stop it with this.
Your pal,
JCB
No more 15,000 quirky production company logos before a film while ALSO listing them in the pre-show credits. Stop it with this.
Your pal,
JCB
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
it's kind of wild how, in 2025, i trust ordering things from walmart more than i do amazon
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
it's kind of wild how, in 2025, i trust ordering things from walmart more than i do amazon
i keep screwing up lentils. this time i forgot to check the pot and the water had all simmered down and i burned the bottom. when will my lentil tyranny end?!
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i keep screwing up lentils. this time i forgot to check the pot and the water had all simmered down and i burned the bottom. when will my lentil tyranny end?!
!!!
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
!!!
he's on the phone like "alright tommy, you want jack in the box or wendy's"
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
he's on the phone like "alright tommy, you want jack in the box or wendy's"
OLD: your grandma gives you $20 sometimes because she loves you
NEW: you pay a shady company $30/month to speak to an AI that pretends to be your grandma
NEW: you pay a shady company $30/month to speak to an AI that pretends to be your grandma
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
OLD: your grandma gives you $20 sometimes because she loves you
NEW: you pay a shady company $30/month to speak to an AI that pretends to be your grandma
NEW: you pay a shady company $30/month to speak to an AI that pretends to be your grandma
robber: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
me, possessed by chatgpt: wow, i love your energy and would be happy to accommodate your request
me, possessed by chatgpt: wow, i love your energy and would be happy to accommodate your request
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
robber: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
me, possessed by chatgpt: wow, i love your energy and would be happy to accommodate your request
me, possessed by chatgpt: wow, i love your energy and would be happy to accommodate your request
I've finally decided to watch the last Mission Impossible movie and am pleased to announce that this movie makes no sense, just like all the others. We're back, baby.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I've finally decided to watch the last Mission Impossible movie and am pleased to announce that this movie makes no sense, just like all the others. We're back, baby.