Josh Parylak
@joshparylak.com
(He/Him)
Web Developer. Successful Nerd. Left.
Lions, and Tigers, and Red Wings, oh my.
Web Developer. Successful Nerd. Left.
Lions, and Tigers, and Red Wings, oh my.
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No sport truly hates their fans more than college football
The Notre Dame-USC series will go on hiatus for at least the next two seasons after the schools failed to reach an agreement on a new deal to keep one of college football’s most historic intersectional rivalries active.
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No sport truly hates their fans more than college football
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"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Sideline reporter in the Cincy game just said Burrow is gonna meet up with Matthew Stafford after the season to ask him how he was able to rejuvenate his career and uhhhhhhh
If the Rams win it all, Stafford will be back. But if he retires, I could see Les and Sean trading away both first round picks plus a haul to get Burrow on their roster. I don't think the Bengals are dumb enough to do it but you know Les "Fuck Them Picks" Snead is gonna make a call
It would be reckless for the Bengals to play Joe Burrow another down this season.
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sideline reporter in the Cincy game just said Burrow is gonna meet up with Matthew Stafford after the season to ask him how he was able to rejuvenate his career and uhhhhhhh
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Just insane that a team with Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery only has 19 rushing yards going into the fourth quarter
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just insane that a team with Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery only has 19 rushing yards going into the fourth quarter
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Goff desperatley tried to throw an INT to clark that drive but couldn't get it done
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Goff desperatley tried to throw an INT to clark that drive but couldn't get it done
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the center position has destroyed the 2025 Detroit Lions
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the center position has destroyed the 2025 Detroit Lions
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Lions again running an offense with the supposition that the IOL is good enough to operate as normal. They don't, not even close. And it costs them a safety.
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Lions again running an offense with the supposition that the IOL is good enough to operate as normal. They don't, not even close. And it costs them a safety.
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the truest answer: youre not getting to carry #2 healthy enough to go again
been thinking about that “if you had 10 carries behind an NFL line, could you get a first down” hypothetical
and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
December 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the truest answer: youre not getting to carry #2 healthy enough to go again
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That's not a "fake debt collecting business," that's a "debt holding business." The difference is negligible but the former implies someone committed fraud. He didn't. His business has the right to hold whatever debts it purchases and may act or not on those debts for whatever reason it chooses.
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That's not a "fake debt collecting business," that's a "debt holding business." The difference is negligible but the former implies someone committed fraud. He didn't. His business has the right to hold whatever debts it purchases and may act or not on those debts for whatever reason it chooses.
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Lol, of course that happens to the Lions
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Lol, of course that happens to the Lions
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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painstakingly crawling to the conclusions everyone has already had the entire time
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
painstakingly crawling to the conclusions everyone has already had the entire time
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Wild to me that people are freaking out about THE QB DEVELOPMENT CRISIS in a season when three of the teams with the NFL’s best records—New England, Denver and Chicago—have quarterbacks drafted *last year.*
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wild to me that people are freaking out about THE QB DEVELOPMENT CRISIS in a season when three of the teams with the NFL’s best records—New England, Denver and Chicago—have quarterbacks drafted *last year.*
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It's rather incredible to me how many sports outlets' primary takeaway from this livestream was that Nacua criticized NFL refs and not that he did something EXTREMELY antisemitic during it. AA is practically the only one to actually highlight this.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's rather incredible to me how many sports outlets' primary takeaway from this livestream was that Nacua criticized NFL refs and not that he did something EXTREMELY antisemitic during it. AA is practically the only one to actually highlight this.
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I gotta say "Puka Nacua's villain reveal" wasnt on my bingo card
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I gotta say "Puka Nacua's villain reveal" wasnt on my bingo card
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imean, yes?
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
imean, yes?
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Let’s hope the shift continues and that Massie and Greene are not the only (R)s with the guts to be vocal about the depravity of the goddamn U.S. President real soon.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Let’s hope the shift continues and that Massie and Greene are not the only (R)s with the guts to be vocal about the depravity of the goddamn U.S. President real soon.
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i know the dolphins are gonna bring tua back for another season but what if they got a QB that had a basic sense of object permanence
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i know the dolphins are gonna bring tua back for another season but what if they got a QB that had a basic sense of object permanence
Just utterly disgusting.
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just utterly disgusting.
My ongoing take is that no NFL team plays a game without committing any penalties so if they don't have any called, the officials are probably not very good.
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My ongoing take is that no NFL team plays a game without committing any penalties so if they don't have any called, the officials are probably not very good.