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Jake Hanley
@jph408.bsky.social
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⚾ Wake me up when it's Opening Day 🖤🧡
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
making small talk on a plane is NOT fine. large talk only. you should be verbally assaulting a stranger with your comprehensive knowledge of your airplane's safety failures
April 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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dsoart.com
Eye shadow
Sketch of a guy holding his arms over his head to create the image of an eye with his shadow on the ground. He holds them in different positions to show a neutral, angry, and surprised look.
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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vernorsherzog.bsky.social
me trying to figure out if the jaunty tune from the kitchen means my dishes are clean or the oven is preheated
Beethoven holding a hearing device up to his ear
February 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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irishoutsider.bsky.social
The Client as portrayed by Werner Herzog
December 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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bookowl.bsky.social
This band is dope, gotta find their albums
Using Shazam while listening to the Rockafire Explosion animatronic band of animals playing instruments
November 27, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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bruces.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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caseynewton.bsky.social
Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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othatsraspberry.com
happy 20th mgs3 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
snake notices his camo index dropping, so he starts taking off his clothes and digging through a bag for a different camo sent which he starts to put on meanwhile guards look on: “uhhhhhhh” “should we do something?” a guard radios in: “hey there’s some weird guy out here taking off his cloth-“ snake finishes changing into brown camo and lies on the ground guard: “uhh scratch that it’s just a pile of dirt”
November 17, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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maxberger.bsky.social
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,

The courage to say fuck it we ball,

And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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cragel.bsky.social
How it feels to be a lurker
October 30, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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linuxrebel.org
I'm sorry but the level of musical understanding putting something like this together would require blows my mind.
October 27, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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readuction.bsky.social
Guy who thinks “MS Teams” is a gang
March 27, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
Happy Columbo’s Day
Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG WHEN I GET BACK, IF THE CAR'S OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE. IF THE CAR'S GONE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER COOKIE ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.” Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG Series of four screenshots. Lieutenant Columbo talking to his basset hound, Dog, who is sticking his head out of a car window: “OKAY, I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN CHARGE. YOU TAKE CARE OF THE CAR. YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE DOG
October 9, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
hey guys
wooden clock where the numbers are fingers holding up fingers from 1 to 12. it is on some sort of tentacle legs.
October 9, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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alexaray.bsky.social
Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved
July 4, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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fatnudes.bsky.social
everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
July 25, 2023 at 11:19 AM
jph408.bsky.social
I am in dire need of a haircut.
A chubby 20-something guy in a banana-patterned button-up shirt with a smug grin. Behind him is at least three instances of what is colloquially referred to as "Bay Area swag".
July 25, 2023 at 9:21 PM