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my most right-wing take is loving my spouse, playing with my kids, and letting my favorite sportsball team make me suffer every weekend is a good life bsky.app/profile/nota...
excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
my most right-wing take is loving my spouse, playing with my kids, and letting my favorite sportsball team make me suffer every weekend is a good life bsky.app/profile/nota...
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Especially considering all 12 of them are sociopaths
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Especially considering all 12 of them are sociopaths
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It wasn’t enough for Stephen Miller that these American citizens were murdered by ICE and CBP, he had to slander them with lies after their deaths.
Miller is a deranged, bloodthirsty bigot, and his policies put lives at risk every day he remains in power.
Fire Stephen Miller.
Miller is a deranged, bloodthirsty bigot, and his policies put lives at risk every day he remains in power.
Fire Stephen Miller.
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
It wasn’t enough for Stephen Miller that these American citizens were murdered by ICE and CBP, he had to slander them with lies after their deaths.
Miller is a deranged, bloodthirsty bigot, and his policies put lives at risk every day he remains in power.
Fire Stephen Miller.
Miller is a deranged, bloodthirsty bigot, and his policies put lives at risk every day he remains in power.
Fire Stephen Miller.
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If any journalists are interested in speaking to my friend Rory, let me know. He has a truly incredible story -- a conscientious objector, he walked across the United States for the Pat Tillman Foundation following two deployments to Afghanistan with the 2nd Army Ranger Battalion.
January 28, 2026 at 4:12 AM
If any journalists are interested in speaking to my friend Rory, let me know. He has a truly incredible story -- a conscientious objector, he walked across the United States for the Pat Tillman Foundation following two deployments to Afghanistan with the 2nd Army Ranger Battalion.
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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I know this is obvious. And I know we all know this.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I know this is obvious. And I know we all know this.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.
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I mean, to Mike Johnson and the modern GOP, the values of the United States are totalitarianism, an all-powerful strongman leader, ignorance, bigotry, bullying, and sneering cruelty. I do hate those things, and I hate the people who embrace them, so I guess I hate their America.
Mike Johnson on No Kings: "We refer to it by its more accurate description -- the Hate America Rally. You're gonna bring together the Marxists, the socialists, the antifa advocates, the anarchists, and the pro-Hamas wing of the far left Democrat Party. That is the modern Democratic Party."
October 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I mean, to Mike Johnson and the modern GOP, the values of the United States are totalitarianism, an all-powerful strongman leader, ignorance, bigotry, bullying, and sneering cruelty. I do hate those things, and I hate the people who embrace them, so I guess I hate their America.
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Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
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Until we pass a nationwide ban on gerrymandering (which we need), Democrats should gerrymander every state to the fullest extent. 52-0 in CA, 17-0 in IL, and so on. No more unilateral disarmament. Time to get serious about fighting back.
August 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Until we pass a nationwide ban on gerrymandering (which we need), Democrats should gerrymander every state to the fullest extent. 52-0 in CA, 17-0 in IL, and so on. No more unilateral disarmament. Time to get serious about fighting back.
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A regressive $340B tax on imports enacted illegally without an act of Congress. It's kind of funny how directly this parallels the complains that led to the American Revolution
Looks like tariff revenues are starting to plateau a little bit around an effective rate just below 12% or ~$340bn/yr.
July 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A regressive $340B tax on imports enacted illegally without an act of Congress. It's kind of funny how directly this parallels the complains that led to the American Revolution
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Bring missiles
@marcelias.bsky.social: We "need to tell Republicans that if they take 5 seats, we're going to put 30 seats on the table... When people say to me 'don't bring a knife to a gunfight,' I don't even want to bring a gun to a gunfight. I want to bring missiles to the gunfight."
July 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Bring missiles
I was at the Baseball HOF at age 12 or 13. I was walking down the streets of Cooperstown and Jim Palmer was fighting off people trying to get a free autograph after his paid session ended and he knocked me over. He was nice enough to offer me his hand to help me up.
July 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was at the Baseball HOF at age 12 or 13. I was walking down the streets of Cooperstown and Jim Palmer was fighting off people trying to get a free autograph after his paid session ended and he knocked me over. He was nice enough to offer me his hand to help me up.
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oh so Now they care what a judge says
FOX: What is stopping the administration from just redacting any sensitive information in the Epstein files and putting out what is appropriate?
LEAVITT: A judge would have to approve it. That's out of the president's control.
LEAVITT: A judge would have to approve it. That's out of the president's control.
July 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
oh so Now they care what a judge says
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I usually just write “Happy Birthday.” But my friends aren’t human-trafficking pedophiles.
July 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I usually just write “Happy Birthday.” But my friends aren’t human-trafficking pedophiles.
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Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
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This home run derby swing off to decide the All-Star game is exciting and it reminds me that every American deserves healthcare and cutting Medicaid for millions is morally wrong.
July 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This home run derby swing off to decide the All-Star game is exciting and it reminds me that every American deserves healthcare and cutting Medicaid for millions is morally wrong.
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If you’re not white, or you have friends or loved ones who aren’t white, or you’re not a total sociopath and therefore care about fellow humans who aren’t white, you need to understand this regime thinks not being white is inherently suspect, and lots of your fellow Americans are fine with that.
Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."
July 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you’re not white, or you have friends or loved ones who aren’t white, or you’re not a total sociopath and therefore care about fellow humans who aren’t white, you need to understand this regime thinks not being white is inherently suspect, and lots of your fellow Americans are fine with that.
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the Senate's small-state ultra-bias is never more maddening than when one senator uses it to get benefits for her 740,000 constituents while openly acknowledging the bill she's supporting will harm the nation's 339 million other residents.
July 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the Senate's small-state ultra-bias is never more maddening than when one senator uses it to get benefits for her 740,000 constituents while openly acknowledging the bill she's supporting will harm the nation's 339 million other residents.
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Are we clear yet that it’s a problem to have a pathological liar and malignant narcissist in a position of such power?
June 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Are we clear yet that it’s a problem to have a pathological liar and malignant narcissist in a position of such power?
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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According to AP, the typical pay package for S&P 500 CEOs rose to $17M last year — an increase of 9.7%.
At half of the companies surveyed, it would take the median worker 192 years to make what the CEO did in one year.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
At half of the companies surveyed, it would take the median worker 192 years to make what the CEO did in one year.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
June 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
According to AP, the typical pay package for S&P 500 CEOs rose to $17M last year — an increase of 9.7%.
At half of the companies surveyed, it would take the median worker 192 years to make what the CEO did in one year.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
At half of the companies surveyed, it would take the median worker 192 years to make what the CEO did in one year.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Do you ever think about how easy it is to be a white Republican? Like, do nothing. “Fight for the unborn” and then damn them to hell the second they emerge from the birth canal.
No need to lift a finger to do anything else. Put on a cross and a fake smile. Easy peasy.
No need to lift a finger to do anything else. Put on a cross and a fake smile. Easy peasy.
May 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do you ever think about how easy it is to be a white Republican? Like, do nothing. “Fight for the unborn” and then damn them to hell the second they emerge from the birth canal.
No need to lift a finger to do anything else. Put on a cross and a fake smile. Easy peasy.
No need to lift a finger to do anything else. Put on a cross and a fake smile. Easy peasy.
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Our son is on the spectrum. He's played baseball and didn't like it. He's orchestrated pitch perfect arrangements of various songs using apps despite not reading music or playing an instrument. His artwork and animation skills are astounding.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.
The full quote from RFK, Jr. is truly disgusting and this is 100% him calling for institutionalization of autistic people. This is horrifying.
April 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Our son is on the spectrum. He's played baseball and didn't like it. He's orchestrated pitch perfect arrangements of various songs using apps despite not reading music or playing an instrument. His artwork and animation skills are astounding.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.
RFK Jr. can fuck off into the sun with this bullshit.