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Sentimentality mode? We were children together!
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Literally 6 magpies
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I dreamed I saw Tiny Tim last night,
alive as you and me.
Says I “But Tim, you’re ten years dead”
“I never died” says he,
“I never died” says he,
alive as you and me.
Says I “But Tim, you’re ten years dead”
“I never died” says he,
“I never died” says he,
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I dreamed I saw Tiny Tim last night,
alive as you and me.
Says I “But Tim, you’re ten years dead”
“I never died” says he,
“I never died” says he,
alive as you and me.
Says I “But Tim, you’re ten years dead”
“I never died” says he,
“I never died” says he,
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
Going to account for a lot tomorrow… going to be doing a lot of accounting tomorrow
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Going to account for a lot tomorrow… going to be doing a lot of accounting tomorrow
So many things are an off-by-one error, especially when the one in question is the binary ‘make it work’ switch
December 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So many things are an off-by-one error, especially when the one in question is the binary ‘make it work’ switch
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
"The conclusion of your syllogism, I said lightly, is fallacious, being based on licensed premises"
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"The conclusion of your syllogism, I said lightly, is fallacious, being based on licensed premises"
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as I always tell early career writers, if someone rejects your work, they're not just rejecting your work - they're rejecting you as a person. everything that you are. they're telling you that you literally couldn't have failed more comprehensively at life
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
as I always tell early career writers, if someone rejects your work, they're not just rejecting your work - they're rejecting you as a person. everything that you are. they're telling you that you literally couldn't have failed more comprehensively at life
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Typografie ist wichtig!
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Typografie ist wichtig!
In the vein of the student who made me realise a non-trivial portion of people conflate “a computer doing something” with “done by AI”, I am going to start to refer to all pieces of writing as ‘AI summaries’
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
In the vein of the student who made me realise a non-trivial portion of people conflate “a computer doing something” with “done by AI”, I am going to start to refer to all pieces of writing as ‘AI summaries’
It’s tooo bad
It’s tooooo bad
It’s tooooo bad you’re married
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It’s tooooo bad
It’s tooooo bad you’re married
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December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It’s tooo bad
It’s tooooo bad
It’s tooooo bad you’re married
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It’s tooooo bad
It’s tooooo bad you’re married
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I wanna be the first FIFA Poet Laureate
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I wanna be the first FIFA Poet Laureate
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Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
Exclusive: David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women
Telegraph investigation into best-selling children’s author uncovers claims that he ‘harassed’ junior female employees at Harper Collins
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
Was kind of expecting to get paid today😕
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Was kind of expecting to get paid today😕
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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I need a ruling: Is using the phrase "Open Sesame" problematic?
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I need a ruling: Is using the phrase "Open Sesame" problematic?
“Corfe Castle” has really featured a lot less in my life than I was led to believe growing up
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Corfe Castle” has really featured a lot less in my life than I was led to believe growing up
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Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
I think people who “listen to folk music” are well-practiced at thinking “well this will be over in a few minutes’ time”, so when you put on a record where you’re like “Wow! Folk rock – they really made it this time!”, “well, this will be over in a few minutes’ time”, etc., …
Like often I will just delete the awful songs on an album off of my phone, but here (well, other than a couple of them) it feels they are somehow loadbearing to the overall enterprise as a whole – you couldn’t have a record with just the good songs on it, cos the contributions that make them good
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think people who “listen to folk music” are well-practiced at thinking “well this will be over in a few minutes’ time”, so when you put on a record where you’re like “Wow! Folk rock – they really made it this time!”, “well, this will be over in a few minutes’ time”, etc., …
Have just seen The Magpie Arc have (literally) just released a new album, which makes passing comment on their work so far prehaps somewhat untimely, yet: I cba with anything on “the first 3 EPs”, which makes it perhaps even more hilarious how “Glamour In The Grey” is clearly the sound of a bargain
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Have just seen The Magpie Arc have (literally) just released a new album, which makes passing comment on their work so far prehaps somewhat untimely, yet: I cba with anything on “the first 3 EPs”, which makes it perhaps even more hilarious how “Glamour In The Grey” is clearly the sound of a bargain
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ask not for whom the sleigh bells jingling ring tingle tingling too
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ask not for whom the sleigh bells jingling ring tingle tingling too
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WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THE BEING MURDERED MAN WOULD BRING ROUND BEING MURDERED. WE LOVED IT
The number of murders in the capital in the first nine months (1st January to 30th September) of 2025 is the lowest since monthly records began and represents a fall of almost 60 per cent compared to 2003.
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London records fewest homicides this year since monthly records began
The number of homicides in London in the first nine months of 2025 was lower than any year since monthly homicide records began in 2003, according to new analysis from the Mayor’s Office for Policing ...
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December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THE BEING MURDERED MAN WOULD BRING ROUND BEING MURDERED. WE LOVED IT
