banner
juliettebrioche.bsky.social
@juliettebrioche.bsky.social
Occasional loathe/Sicilian marketplace/Nice Droopy Neck
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It’s dump day, that’s because I’m going to the dump.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Christmas Meat Now
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reposted
[sad honking]
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Reposted
Imagine confessing you let a car’s OS turn you into a toddler.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Reposted
Weird, my therapist doesn't have a solution for anxiety caused by the cost of therapy.
May 17, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Reposted
just got a job as a disgruntled employee
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
What next? Hat boxes?
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Reposted
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1082@13-12-2017_08-13-13.jpg
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Can’t bear to hear my plasterer groaning. He’s too young to take advice like ‘take breaks’ and ‘go home, it’s past 5’
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Remember when blowing smoke in someone’s face was the ultimate form of flirtation?
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Reposted
This month's Radio Dé-coll/Age is a guest mix by Leeds based artist and designer, Anna Peaker. Tune in Wed 8pm at eist.radio for an hour of revealed favourites, including Kiosque d'Orphée gems, sound collage from Stoke, Swedish hippie jams, French underground experimental, hazy tape noise, and more.
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Reposted
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My plasterer has taken my prized long flat head screwdriver and I'm really hoping he owns up. Scandal of the day.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hate pub regulars who fight you for their seat in an empty pub.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Told it’s important to attend the bank staff engagement day by the organisation who , after 15 months still haven’t managed to give me an ID card. I can’t work in a hospital without ID.
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I can still email you on me
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What is Cat for ‘storm’
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Every time I fill my hot water bottle, I risk it all by taking a glance at the cat’s food bowls.
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Please translate ‘no you’re not going out in this’ and ‘why do you insist on puking on the duvet’ to cat please.
I eagerly await the answers. Please.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM