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This Pop-Tarts Bowl is getting a little
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YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This Pop-Tarts Bowl is getting a little
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YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Reaching the sending friends extremely earnest texts portion of the holiday season
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reaching the sending friends extremely earnest texts portion of the holiday season
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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All across the nation, children are pointing at the screen. Hordes of them descending upon the Diamondbacks’ stadium in unison
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
All across the nation, children are pointing at the screen. Hordes of them descending upon the Diamondbacks’ stadium in unison
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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
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I call these next few days "Eat everything perishable in my house before I go on vacation"
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I call these next few days "Eat everything perishable in my house before I go on vacation"
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UW-River Falls is headed to the D3 National Championship!
Will alumnus Andy Kotelnicki be in the audience? 🤔
Will alumnus Andy Kotelnicki be in the audience? 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UW-River Falls is headed to the D3 National Championship!
Will alumnus Andy Kotelnicki be in the audience? 🤔
Will alumnus Andy Kotelnicki be in the audience? 🤔
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The SEC has two home playoff losses and the ACC is undefeated, people are saying.
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The SEC has two home playoff losses and the ACC is undefeated, people are saying.
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We’ve been asked before if a College Football Playoff game can be a Sickos game.
Our answer is Yes.
Our answer is Yes.
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We’ve been asked before if a College Football Playoff game can be a Sickos game.
Our answer is Yes.
Our answer is Yes.
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Minnesota upsets #22 Indiana, first win vs Indiana since 2019. Niko Medved starts the B1G season on the right foot
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Minnesota upsets #22 Indiana, first win vs Indiana since 2019. Niko Medved starts the B1G season on the right foot
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Michigan St hiring someone who was found in a court of law to not be able to conduct the basic duties of their role is certainly something
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Michigan St hiring someone who was found in a court of law to not be able to conduct the basic duties of their role is certainly something
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Gophers were Jumping Around after winning the Axe!
Minnesota's win over Wisconsin means the Gophers retake the series edge, 64–63–8 (.504) after losing it in 2017.
Tight series!
Minnesota's win over Wisconsin means the Gophers retake the series edge, 64–63–8 (.504) after losing it in 2017.
Tight series!
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Gophers were Jumping Around after winning the Axe!
Minnesota's win over Wisconsin means the Gophers retake the series edge, 64–63–8 (.504) after losing it in 2017.
Tight series!
Minnesota's win over Wisconsin means the Gophers retake the series edge, 64–63–8 (.504) after losing it in 2017.
Tight series!
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Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jack White brings out Eminem
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Eminem showing up as a special guest for Jack White’s Detroit Lions halftime show? Would only be made better if he brought out the Insane Clown Posse next. youtu.be/Qk2HD8-UtO4?...
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YouTube video by Insane Clown Posse - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Eminem showing up as a special guest for Jack White’s Detroit Lions halftime show? Would only be made better if he brought out the Insane Clown Posse next. youtu.be/Qk2HD8-UtO4?...
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Jack White wrote the preeminent 21st century sports anthem ... and I think this is the first time he's ever played it at a sporting event.
Great halftime show.
Great halftime show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jack White wrote the preeminent 21st century sports anthem ... and I think this is the first time he's ever played it at a sporting event.
Great halftime show.
Great halftime show.
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What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They're both at the bottom of the Atlantic.
They're both at the bottom of the Atlantic.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They're both at the bottom of the Atlantic.
They're both at the bottom of the Atlantic.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Few things are better than a good sandwich
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Few things are better than a good sandwich
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The biggest win of the season for the Gopher hockey team as they upset #5 Penn State 3-2 in the opener tonight at Mariucci.
7 in a row for the Gophers over Penn State on home ice now.
Gophers go for the battle hymn at 7:00 tomorrow
7 in a row for the Gophers over Penn State on home ice now.
Gophers go for the battle hymn at 7:00 tomorrow
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The biggest win of the season for the Gopher hockey team as they upset #5 Penn State 3-2 in the opener tonight at Mariucci.
7 in a row for the Gophers over Penn State on home ice now.
Gophers go for the battle hymn at 7:00 tomorrow
7 in a row for the Gophers over Penn State on home ice now.
Gophers go for the battle hymn at 7:00 tomorrow
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Gophers Embarrassed in 6-2 Long Island Loss
Post game video from coach Motzko as well.
gopherpucklive.com/news/gophers...
Post game video from coach Motzko as well.
gopherpucklive.com/news/gophers...
Gophers Embarrassed in 6-2 Long Island Loss
After a blistering start and an early 1-0 lead, the Gophers somehow found a way to lose one of the most inexplicable games in its storied history.
gopherpucklive.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gophers Embarrassed in 6-2 Long Island Loss
Post game video from coach Motzko as well.
gopherpucklive.com/news/gophers...
Post game video from coach Motzko as well.
gopherpucklive.com/news/gophers...
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Pour one out for all the rich Republicans who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won. Enjoy Tennessee or Arkansas-- I'm sure it will be very fulfilling and the social life will be totally comparable!
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Pour one out for all the rich Republicans who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won. Enjoy Tennessee or Arkansas-- I'm sure it will be very fulfilling and the social life will be totally comparable!
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A reminder that we’ve never heard the Monster Mash. Only a song about the Monster Mash.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A reminder that we’ve never heard the Monster Mash. Only a song about the Monster Mash.
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lol what
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
lol what
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