ethan
@just3than.bsky.social
aspiring shit poster
I hope sports makes it here
I hope sports makes it here
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POV: you are two mini muffins in a breakfast buffet and I am nearby
The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s
March 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
POV: you are two mini muffins in a breakfast buffet and I am nearby
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if you tap the turd emoji it should pop up and let you select different types of poop
February 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
if you tap the turd emoji it should pop up and let you select different types of poop
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people are going to fall for a literal wallet inspector
Elon Musk is working to transform X, his social media platform, into a virtual wallet where people can send money to each other. Digital payment platforms have come under intense scrutiny by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, but that is likely to ease.
Elon Musk’s Attacks on CFPB Remove Obstacle to Building ‘X Money’
Former officials at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau said Elon Musk’s payment-business aspirations were driving his efforts to hobble the agency.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
people are going to fall for a literal wallet inspector
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beginning to think letting a few people accumulate more money than god was not a good idea. But let's see how it plays out
February 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
beginning to think letting a few people accumulate more money than god was not a good idea. But let's see how it plays out
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Using a Game Genie on LinkedIn to become CEO of DuPont Chemicals
January 13, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Using a Game Genie on LinkedIn to become CEO of DuPont Chemicals
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Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order
December 8, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order
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The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
hell yeah far side swan boy
November 21, 2024 at 10:24 PM
hell yeah far side swan boy
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joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs
November 12, 2024 at 12:18 AM
joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs
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pretty embarrassing: forgot about the eclipse and slipped into my dressing gown and sleeping cap early. I was wandering around the neighborhood with my candle going "who goes there" for like an hour
April 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
pretty embarrassing: forgot about the eclipse and slipped into my dressing gown and sleeping cap early. I was wandering around the neighborhood with my candle going "who goes there" for like an hour
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If I were a Harkonnen underling, I would simply not give my bosses well-meaning advice.
March 2, 2024 at 9:27 PM
If I were a Harkonnen underling, I would simply not give my bosses well-meaning advice.
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Gate agent just announced that boarding will be delayed an hour because “a tray table in first class won’t go down.” This could be it, the moment that starts the class revolution that burns it all down!
February 29, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Gate agent just announced that boarding will be delayed an hour because “a tray table in first class won’t go down.” This could be it, the moment that starts the class revolution that burns it all down!
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Holy shit. I just discovered that by smelting copper and alloying it with tin I can produce a metal with superior strength and durability 🤯. This could change EVERYTHING
February 11, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Holy shit. I just discovered that by smelting copper and alloying it with tin I can produce a metal with superior strength and durability 🤯. This could change EVERYTHING
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Read an academic paper about how it was kinda hard to prove gorillas use tools because they’re strong enough that they complete almost every task by just slamming it. Gather ants from anthill? A chimp will use a stick to poke around in there, a gorilla will pulverise it with a single blow
February 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Read an academic paper about how it was kinda hard to prove gorillas use tools because they’re strong enough that they complete almost every task by just slamming it. Gather ants from anthill? A chimp will use a stick to poke around in there, a gorilla will pulverise it with a single blow
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 6:02 PM
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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Would be so sick if massive historic protests and demonstrations in the US for a cease fire were able to move the needle even an inch.
November 5, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Would be so sick if massive historic protests and demonstrations in the US for a cease fire were able to move the needle even an inch.
twitter is doing great
October 18, 2023 at 3:03 AM
twitter is doing great
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a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from
October 5, 2023 at 11:12 PM
a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from