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Justin Gibson
@justin-gibson.bsky.social
he/him, writer, former swimmer, slow runner, sourdough baker, cactus parent, mushroom admirer, etc

Fiction Reader at @okaydonkeymag.com
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Pretty dang proud of this story; and a huge thank you to @xraylitmag.bsky.social for vibing with it and giving it a home!!
i love 'Bowling With Dracula' by Justin Gibson @justin-gibson.bsky.social !

it takes a goofy premise - a town challenges a group of vampires to a bowling contest to spare their lives - & pushes it to maximum entertainment.

the last two paragraphs are beautiful to me

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BOWLING WITH DRACULA by Justin Gibson
The first thing we discovered was that vampires loved contracts. Well, no, sorry, I guess the first thing we discovered was the vampires themselves — that they’re real. We figured it out pretty quick,...
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Finally getting around to watching Ted Lasso and good god this show slaps. Like the TV-show equivalent of a fresh funnel cake at the State Fair
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I need someone to get an urgent message to Hollywood
June 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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A streamer scared for his life while a guy wearing Polymarket trunks beats his ass is too perfect
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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if you’re working to embed facial recognition in all parts of public life, you will not see the face of God
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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The process by which the Kennedy Center was renamed to honor Trump was about as bad as you assumed donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I could watch a million Benoit Blanc mysteries
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Thoughts on Wake Up Dead Man
- this was very fun and smart
- Rian Johnson is really smart storyteller (and apparently a great human, which makes me happy)
- I would really love to see Benoit Blanc on The View
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Me before the movie starts versus two minutes into the trailers
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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sent this to a dm scammer pretending to be elon musk and he deleted his account. he's free
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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the guy who directed Netflix's crackling fireplace video has a whole bunch of credits for crackling fireplace movies, over decades

actual auteur

www.imdb.com/name/nm59938...
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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lying on the floor very not depressedly
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Wrecking young people's reading, writing & analytical skills during their formative years is an economic imperative for AI companies. For many of us who learned these things without AI, slop can't pass for news or entertainment. Destroying standards is essential to the industry's growth & survival.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Lord I see what You’ve done for others
But if the court finds OpenAI knowingly trained on pirated books and deleted the evidence to to avoid scrutiny, that could mean actual consequences to the tune of billions of dollars.
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The sheer number of ads touting AI tells you how fucked and over-leveraged these companies are. You don't spend this much on marketing a thing you called "inevitable" unless you are seriously underwater and it ain't inevitable
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM