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By all means don’t listen to the voters
“.. this [DOGE] narrative should end very soon,” the official said. “Probably the best way for that to happen is no more town halls.”
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February 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
By all means don’t listen to the voters
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
February 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
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Beyoncé unveils the stops for her Cowboy Carter tour.
February 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Beyoncé unveils the stops for her Cowboy Carter tour.
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
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Flying at big airport : land
Taxi to road 1
Wait
Taxi to road 2
Wait
Taxi over runway
Wait
Taxi to terminal
Wait
Unload
Flying at small airport. :
Land
Here’s ur bus get out
Taxi to road 1
Wait
Taxi to road 2
Wait
Taxi over runway
Wait
Taxi to terminal
Wait
Unload
Flying at small airport. :
Land
Here’s ur bus get out
January 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Flying at big airport : land
Taxi to road 1
Wait
Taxi to road 2
Wait
Taxi over runway
Wait
Taxi to terminal
Wait
Unload
Flying at small airport. :
Land
Here’s ur bus get out
Taxi to road 1
Wait
Taxi to road 2
Wait
Taxi over runway
Wait
Taxi to terminal
Wait
Unload
Flying at small airport. :
Land
Here’s ur bus get out
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Man Groans After Only Thing Left On Bezos Wedding Registry New Rocket Booster
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January 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Groans After Only Thing Left On Bezos Wedding Registry New Rocket Booster
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Don’t forget the “that will never happen” crowd as well.
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Don’t forget the “that will never happen” crowd as well.
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
Did y’all see Elon Musk doing the hitler salute? Because I just saw Elon Musk hit the Hitler salute.
January 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Did y’all see Elon Musk doing the hitler salute? Because I just saw Elon Musk hit the Hitler salute.
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Advances in drone technology was instrumental in helping anthropologists identify an undiscovered tribe in Alabama.
January 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Advances in drone technology was instrumental in helping anthropologists identify an undiscovered tribe in Alabama.
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Looks like DOGE just made its first cut
January 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Looks like DOGE just made its first cut
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TikTok has been restored in the United States after 14 hours.
January 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
TikTok has been restored in the United States after 14 hours.
I would rather leave 10 minutes earlier for work every single day to go to the dunkin for coffee omw to work than to keep drinking starbucks. Staff is dog shit, drinks are mid, food is garbage, and with this new closed door policy, I’m completely done.
January 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I would rather leave 10 minutes earlier for work every single day to go to the dunkin for coffee omw to work than to keep drinking starbucks. Staff is dog shit, drinks are mid, food is garbage, and with this new closed door policy, I’m completely done.
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“We’ve eliminated fact-checkers and spell checkers.” - The GOP
January 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“We’ve eliminated fact-checkers and spell checkers.” - The GOP
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Hitting allow and giving my data directly to XI Jinping
January 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hitting allow and giving my data directly to XI Jinping
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Rand Paul is the culprit for holding up cancer research funding for kids.
Is anyone...anyone at all...surprised?
What a tw@t.
Is anyone...anyone at all...surprised?
What a tw@t.
December 21, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Rand Paul is the culprit for holding up cancer research funding for kids.
Is anyone...anyone at all...surprised?
What a tw@t.
Is anyone...anyone at all...surprised?
What a tw@t.
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"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."
December 20, 2024 at 10:06 PM
"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."