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Alix
@kalixa.bsky.social
Person, Writer, BTS ARMY - a combo personal/BTS fan account (AKA: Drifty - Yoongi bias, "dope old person")
YAY!!!!!
BREAKING. Enormous news in the hockey romance world...
I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕
December 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself

1. Does this need to be said

2. Does this need to be said by me

3. Does this need to be said by me right now

It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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how dare you i was there when the scrolls were written in the age of elves
“As it turns out” is absolutely killing me here
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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i will owe heated rivalry my LIFE if it means more CHECK PLEASE
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This was really well done. They oversimplified some things, but ultimately I think they did SUCH A GOOD JOB summerizing a 12+ year career in 20 minutes. Great footage sprinkled throughout too, and loved the ARMY they interviewed!
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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How much should my longings fall like snow
Before the days of spring return, friend?

- Spring Day
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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"why isn't gay romance full of all the prep" "where's the REALISM" ok. fine. let's extend this further. "why doesn't war and peace have more pooping in it"
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
No one loves BTS as much as BTS loves BTS.
something about Jin singing love maze to Jungkook while holding hands😭💜
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This is part of the reason that I didn't go into academia. Not that I'm rolling in jobs now, but I still at least have half a hope. Meanwhile, the writing was on the wall for academia 20 years ago (especially, my beloved humanities) and I've only been proven right.
DEI isn't why you didn't get a job. THERE ARE NO JOBS. YOU DIDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE THERE ARE NO JOBS. If all the older professors retired? You still wouldn't get a job! Not in the humanities! Because they'll replace at best half of those lines! There will still be no jobs! None!
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This is a BIT America-centric - so I'm 19, if you count playing on a friend's waterbed as a kid, but not sleeping there.

But for context, I STILL actively use 4 of these, own another 6... and for some reason will only write "cheese" in cursive on the shopping list.
Show your age

17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm one of those people who could likely recite The Princess Bride from memory, it has been a comfort film ever since I first saw it as a child.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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i am at the point now where if i can afford it, i will pay a premium for anything that i feel reasonably sure a person actually made. i just want a real human being to create the thing and i want to give them a fair amount of money directly for the thing.
AI has poisoned most of my hobbies in some way, it’s so ridiculous. recipes are fake, crotchet/sewing/knitting patterns are wrong and use AI project images, history podcasts rely on AI scripting or narration, writers keep getting caught with chatgpt prompts in books, please make it stop!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh, this is going to be good.
“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”

Beast mode shit.
December 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Those bts boys really hug like they’re trying to knit their bones together
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Mood
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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the idea that we will ever devise a technology that can automatically sort true statements from false ones and factual ones from “hallucinations” is a lead-to-gold fantasy
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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😭😭😭 His babies... 🥹🥲
(Cr: kookiee_fied on Threads)
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It's even more important to stand on principles when no one notices!! Good job to Slovenia!
don't forget slovenia, the ninja country that nobody notices.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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on second thought.... hang on, I have to do it to me:
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I already don't watch Eurovision, but now I DEFINITELY won't. Bravo to Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands for sticking to their principles even if it means missing out on fun.
Ireland will not take part in the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 after it was confirmed that Israel would be allowed to participate in the competition.

Spain and the Netherlands have also confirmed that they have withdrawn from the contest.
jrnl.ie/6893728
Ireland will not participate in Eurovision 2026 after Israel is allowed to compete
Spain and the Netherlands have also confirmed that they have withdrawn from the contest.
jrnl.ie
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
enshittification continues....
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM