Tha Kaptain 🏁🏴☠️🏳️🌈
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☠️ 31 y/o lefty transfem ☠️ She/Her ☠️ Greaser pirate catgirl ☠️ Unstoppable AuDHD ☠️ #1 Pompadour Haver ☠️ Selfies, toy cars, real cars, and minis ☠️ Nascent Saint ☠️ Hail Eris! ☠️
Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To
Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To
Pinned
How can you love the entire world if you don't love yourself first, baby?
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This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Big Sword Big eyes big
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Big Sword Big eyes big
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Embodying the same principles, the Sagarmatha [G] Type predates the current Everest pattern by more than a century. It still sees active use in some Union squads. Deployed in record numbers during the Committee Civil War, the Sagarmatha [G] Type is time-honored and battle-tested.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Embodying the same principles, the Sagarmatha [G] Type predates the current Everest pattern by more than a century. It still sees active use in some Union squads. Deployed in record numbers during the Committee Civil War, the Sagarmatha [G] Type is time-honored and battle-tested.
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I AM THE LAW!
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I AM THE LAW!
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A creature every day. A CREATURE EVERY DAY.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A creature every day. A CREATURE EVERY DAY.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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the girl in your dreams
September 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
the girl in your dreams
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Forgotten, it fades away
Here it remains🌨️
🎀Yesterday's post had poor image quality I'll try again
#art #illustration
Here it remains🌨️
🎀Yesterday's post had poor image quality I'll try again
#art #illustration
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Forgotten, it fades away
Here it remains🌨️
🎀Yesterday's post had poor image quality I'll try again
#art #illustration
Here it remains🌨️
🎀Yesterday's post had poor image quality I'll try again
#art #illustration
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my friend who plays Monster Hunter is like "this is Rakathula the Cadmium Scourge it takes 80 minutes to kill her between 4 people, it's a very fun battle" and i look at the screen and it's like if a saguaro had teeth
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
my friend who plays Monster Hunter is like "this is Rakathula the Cadmium Scourge it takes 80 minutes to kill her between 4 people, it's a very fun battle" and i look at the screen and it's like if a saguaro had teeth
I have portrayed myself as a catgirl for almost 20 years and I couldn't NOT choose to be one
I also like beefcake pirate ladies so I rolled a roe on the side
I also like beefcake pirate ladies so I rolled a roe on the side
✨ #wolqotd ✨
what made you choose the race(s) you play?
what made you choose the race(s) you play?
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I have portrayed myself as a catgirl for almost 20 years and I couldn't NOT choose to be one
I also like beefcake pirate ladies so I rolled a roe on the side
I also like beefcake pirate ladies so I rolled a roe on the side
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
Maybe I'll get some of my madness out onto a pen and paper or even some colorful drawings. For now have a reaffirming selfie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Maybe I'll get some of my madness out onto a pen and paper or even some colorful drawings. For now have a reaffirming selfie.
Black and white checkered coat with military dress epaulets, the usual pink pomp and sunglasses.
Unspeakably loud, chaotic, driven to whimsy, embracing impermanence and living without caring for any consequences no matter the risk or severity.
Really, truly embracing that discordian lifestyle.
Unspeakably loud, chaotic, driven to whimsy, embracing impermanence and living without caring for any consequences no matter the risk or severity.
Really, truly embracing that discordian lifestyle.
if you started being what you are but Outrageously, what would that look like?
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Black and white checkered coat with military dress epaulets, the usual pink pomp and sunglasses.
Unspeakably loud, chaotic, driven to whimsy, embracing impermanence and living without caring for any consequences no matter the risk or severity.
Really, truly embracing that discordian lifestyle.
Unspeakably loud, chaotic, driven to whimsy, embracing impermanence and living without caring for any consequences no matter the risk or severity.
Really, truly embracing that discordian lifestyle.
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