KarmaApples
@karmaapples.bsky.social
Sometimes a kick to the plums are the apples they deserve.
#T1D
#T1D
Pinned
KarmaApples
@karmaapples.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Don't worry, the voices in my head come from Smurfs. Little blue creatures saying some pretty smurfed up things. But still, Smurfs.
Reposted by KarmaApples
HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Reposted by KarmaApples
As reality gets darker and bleaker, I defiantly remain a silly little goose
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
As reality gets darker and bleaker, I defiantly remain a silly little goose
We're blowing up Venezuelan boats because of fentanyl deaths in this country. I have a better solution. Let's quit counting the deaths, I've heard that works.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We're blowing up Venezuelan boats because of fentanyl deaths in this country. I have a better solution. Let's quit counting the deaths, I've heard that works.
My wife put me in charge of researching hotel rooms for our upcoming trip. She'll be surprised when she sees all my research is focused on what surfaces we can have sex on.
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My wife put me in charge of researching hotel rooms for our upcoming trip. She'll be surprised when she sees all my research is focused on what surfaces we can have sex on.
The hardest part of #parenting is the school parking lot
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The hardest part of #parenting is the school parking lot
Suddenly I'm faced with a difficult moral dilemma yet I know I'll make the superior decision.
If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Suddenly I'm faced with a difficult moral dilemma yet I know I'll make the superior decision.
Reposted by KarmaApples
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
Just one of those, 'KY on my phone camera lense' nights
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just one of those, 'KY on my phone camera lense' nights
goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
goon a movie
the twilight saga: new goon
the twilight saga: new goon
Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Please share. Linda is my mother and the healthcare system in this country is crushing her. My wife and I can only give so much, she needs help. #Charity #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Healthcare
gofund.me/3f2a1bda8
gofund.me/3f2a1bda8
Donate to Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home, organized by Linda Twisdale
For over a year, I struggled with pain that I didn’t realize was coming from… Linda Twisdale needs your support for Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home
gofund.me
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Please share. Linda is my mother and the healthcare system in this country is crushing her. My wife and I can only give so much, she needs help. #Charity #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Healthcare
gofund.me/3f2a1bda8
gofund.me/3f2a1bda8
Reposted by KarmaApples
Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
gofund.me/f605a71c3
gofund.me/f605a71c3
Donate to Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home, organized by Linda Twisdale
For over a year, I struggled with pain that I didn’t realize was coming from… Linda Twisdale needs your support for Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home
gofund.me
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
gofund.me/f605a71c3
gofund.me/f605a71c3
Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
gofund.me/f605a71c3
gofund.me/f605a71c3
Donate to Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home, organized by Linda Twisdale
For over a year, I struggled with pain that I didn’t realize was coming from… Linda Twisdale needs your support for Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home
gofund.me
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
gofund.me/f605a71c3
gofund.me/f605a71c3
Reposted by KarmaApples
Recently celebrated a birthday. Not mine. A stranger's. They know nothing about it
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Recently celebrated a birthday. Not mine. A stranger's. They know nothing about it
I guess Trump's DOJ is telling us Trump's previous security advisor played it loose with classified material, just like his current Secretary of Defense. Trump's DOJ is confirming he has a habit of hiring bad people.
October 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I guess Trump's DOJ is telling us Trump's previous security advisor played it loose with classified material, just like his current Secretary of Defense. Trump's DOJ is confirming he has a habit of hiring bad people.
Reposted by KarmaApples
Reposted by KarmaApples
Reposted by KarmaApples
October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by KarmaApples
Why am I like this? Nature, nurture and drugs
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Why am I like this? Nature, nurture and drugs
My best childhood memory is of the day I learned you could put bacon on a cheeseburger.
September 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My best childhood memory is of the day I learned you could put bacon on a cheeseburger.
Reposted by KarmaApples
Honestly, the dinosaurs got so lucky with that asteroid
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Honestly, the dinosaurs got so lucky with that asteroid
The definition of "covfefe" is Trump is in the Epstein files.
September 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The definition of "covfefe" is Trump is in the Epstein files.
Is it hate speech to call Trump a sniveling weasel?
September 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is it hate speech to call Trump a sniveling weasel?
Is it hate speech to call Trump a below average Cheeto?
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Is it hate speech to call Trump a below average Cheeto?
Is it hate speech to call Trump a whiny squirrel?
September 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Is it hate speech to call Trump a whiny squirrel?