Kate Danley
@katedanley.bsky.social
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USA Today bestselling author. Panowski Award Winning Playwright. Needer of coffee. Wanter of cheese. Wisher I was in London. www.katedanley.com
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katedanley.bsky.social
Where my theatre nerds at? I just started a starter pack of the theatre resources I could find on Bluesky. Let me know if I misses you!

go.bsky.app/7JhjWY3
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spindlypete.bsky.social
coming up with some strategies to hide the one gross varicose vein that spoils my otherwise perfectly good right leg. what looks less weird, do you think, a little decorative scarf tied just under the knee, or carrying an end table around with me everywhere and just casually flinging a leg up
katedanley.bsky.social
I actually got my Halloween stuff out before November. Clap for me.
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luxtheatrum.bsky.social
If the top 100 billionaires each gave a one time contribution of a billion dollars to an endowment for the arts, every performing arts non profit in the country could be substantially funded forever.

And even the bottom billionaire on that list would still be worth over $11 billion.
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gettymuseum.bsky.social
A Christmas Carol...but make it medieval?

Join Mel on a journey to the Middle Ages as she tells the torrid tale of Tondal, the knight who had to learn things the hard way.
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sanders.senate.gov
If you are a federal worker, there are several credit unions and other financial institutions that are offering zero interest loans during the government shutdown.

Please go to my website for more information: www.sanders.senate.gov/resources-fo...
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maris.bsky.social
It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.

I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
Maggie the Pug is majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh. She’s wearing Cher’s classic yellow plaid ensemble.
katedanley.bsky.social
Because they want us to shitpost about Graham and not pay attention to Bondi.
katedanley.bsky.social
"YoU'Re doInG aNgEr wRong. wHY Isn'T iT aBout mE??" he mansplained.
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.
Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97
www.nytimes.com
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chibdm.bsky.social
Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
Weinermobile
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katedanley.bsky.social
Just found some perfume that smells like dryer sheets and that's all I really ever wanted.
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markarayner.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
But can they dance around a stage kicking up their legs? (Toucancan.)

#pun #humor #humour
image of a toucan looking happy with a label: toucan
image of a toucan looking sad with a label: toucan't
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comicsinthega.bsky.social
Little Nemo in Slumberland by Winsor McCay from October 7, 1906.
Nemo and the Princess have gone for a ride on a large elephant. They switch to a car and ride a giant loop and then off a ramp into the sky, while the moon looks on smiling. Before they land, Nemo wakes up in his bed.
katedanley.bsky.social
He needs an extra night to hide a body.
katedanley.bsky.social
Bride to wedding planner: "I said I wanted to get married in an ELVIS wedding chapel!"
katedanley.bsky.social
Demand is supposed to surge?? I don't want it now! PLEASE let me turn this AI garbage off!
katedanley.bsky.social
Gosh! If only someone with some magic ball could tell us how this is going to end...
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mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
katedanley.bsky.social
And after the indigestion the stress of this past year has caused, Tums is, truly, the real hero.
katedanley.bsky.social
This is why pizza was invented
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sstein.bsky.social
Connections might be getting political.
Three squares next to each other that read, left to right: PEA TAPE FILM