Kel
@kellulz.bsky.social
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Arts wanker. Friend of ducks. Trying to be less creepy when asking to see pictures of your pets. Naarm/Melbourne
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Trump is like the Oprah of threatening to jail people
kellulz.bsky.social
Haha! That’s great. Potato is much funnier than a mandarin though 😀
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yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
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jamellebouie.net
genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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internethippo.bsky.social
Trying to speedrun martial law before the economy collapses
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theferocity.bsky.social
“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.
No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector
The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...
defector.com
kellulz.bsky.social
If I was Halloween marketing mandarins I’d put labels on them to say “☠️☠️☠️we are the worst fruit, give this to someone as a trick, we stink and taste like shit ☠️☠️☠️”
kellulz.bsky.social
If I was a kid and I went trick or treating and someone tried to hand me a mandarin I would lose my fucking shit
Photo of bags of mandarins at the supermarket with labels saying “trick or treat the healthy way”
kellulz.bsky.social
Chat, I received a reply that said “Haha hahahaha, brilliant” how do I respond?
kellulz.bsky.social
Defenders of these things always say “you have no expectation of privacy in public and filming is legal” ok but we are not consenting to have that footage uploaded to the fucking internet. There needs to be restrictions and consequences on that end
kellulz.bsky.social
Congratulations to whoever at Rayban who made the decision to partner with Meta on these things for turning the image of all Raybans from a timeless cool classic brand of sunglasses into snitch spectacles for perverts
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cait.bsky.social
I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will
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marisakabas.bsky.social
"AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed" so succinct! so good!
chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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stevemullis.net
"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
a guy in a frog costume standing facing a line of police and ICE agents in Portland
kellulz.bsky.social
Bread and puppet theater
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scottjshapiro.bsky.social
I'm not worried: Once ICE rounds up all the illegals, they'll stop.
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paleofuture.bsky.social
The text here doesn’t even do it justice. Watch the video. His brain is just soup at this point.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys
jordanuhl.com
Absolutely heinous.
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
I know a lot of people really really do not want to have to care about the Jay Madness Discourse.

But it is actually a really bad thing that the CEO of the platform we all decamped to because Elon got transphobic mod madness...

...is now doing transphobic mod madness.
gwensnyder.bsky.social
FREE LINK NOW

This is a Black person who has been on Bluesky forever and apparently just got banned for calling Jay transphobic.

We are at the "hurting the mods' feelings is a bannable offense" stage of Jay's meltdown, now
aliafonzy.blacksky.app
So @spacelawshitpost.me aka Link got banned. I just got text message.

So yeah. We stop saying things are accidents now?

Link of all people?

Apparently Jay said something to him before taking him down. He didn’t even get a chance to reply.

He sent this image.

This is sad.
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moviessilently.bsky.social
As with AI "authors" and "artists" all I can say is what a sucker!

See, AI is about eliminating the middle man and these people don't realize that they are the middle man up for the chop. Why go to Paramount or Warner or Disney for an AI movie when you can go to the AI company?
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. a Hollywood studio chief was crowing about how great A.I. is because he wouldn’t have to pay ‘all these idiot producers and actors and lighting people and composers and writers and agents.’”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/o...
kellulz.bsky.social
How about a cat video 😺📦