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Kel
@kellulz.bsky.social
Arts wanker. Friend of ducks. Trying to be less creepy when asking to see pictures of your pets. Naarm/Melbourne
The sa victim in a recent high profile judgement has posted this on TikTok. 💪✊
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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he was simply asking for it based on what he was wearing (uninsured meta glasses)
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Oh no, we can't loose the strict adherence to traditional ideas of gender and sexuality that the Looney Tunes cartoons were so famous for.
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The sexual objectification/humiliation and the attempt to co-opt and reverse their political/ideological leanings come from the same desire to abuse power over women, control women, and ultimately force women to perform for you and your interests in rejection of their autonomy
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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i never feel like more of a loser then when someone at a function asks for my instagram and i reply 'uh do u have a bluesky'
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m out of #whamaggegon early this year thanks to this TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I just found out that someone I’ve had beef with for two years, who I privately describe as my mortal enemy, is (as described to me by someone in the know) “he’s goooooone!” and I will no longer have to deal with him 🍾🥳🎉💃 HAHAHAHA I WON!!! 😀😎💅
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Did my best to humble a man today. At the gym I saw two giggly school girls ask a guy to take a photo with him. Later I asked him why they did that. I said I assume he is a footy player. He said he was. “Good for you” I replied
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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It may be a simple thing but I have a measure of inner contentment that even if I could make a computer program do this for me, I never would. Wouldn’t even occur to me.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The ALP truly hates progressives and loves nothing more than sucking up to conservatives in the hope they'll be let into the club.
What a brain-dead dumb, completely shite appointment. @tonyburkemp.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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A machine built to eat people will eat people.
So if AI succeeds loads of people lose their jobs as they're replaced by AI, and if AI fails, loads of people lose their jobs as the economy crashes?
It’s amazing how this story has gone from 0 to 60 in UK press. There’s been no mainstream coverage to date but this morning the story is leading BBC News site & bulletins.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Nicole sure can pick ‘em 😒
Keith Urban covered Chappell Roan's 'Pink Pony Club' during a private party at Mar-a-Lago this past weekend, while Trump was there .

How many layers of WTF is this?
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The AI bubble may be about to bust.

Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.

We all need to say this very clearly:

NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!

Expropriate their asses instead.

They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.

They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Kent pumpkin $2 per kilo at Coles. I’m about to get so fucked up on pumpkin 🤤
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fascinating stuff happening on TikTok this week. Here is a good background of how it began with a woman testing churches across USA by calling and asking if they could provide her a can of formula to feed her starving baby. Almost all of them said no
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM