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Matt "Captain Danger" Stevens
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A joke name that got out of hand
Goddamn.
I'm not familiar with Liberal Currents, but the ideology espoused is something (I hope) we can all get behind.
you should support liberal currents!
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Next month's E & A IgTheme is Goofy Player Incidents, so of course I'm writing about Ivy & Valenthe's Hooker Adventure.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I want to keep up traditions, so I'd kidnap a South Korean and force him to make a monster movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I know, with all the outrages in the world, I shouldn't be infuriated that my Epson printer won't recognize my Epson ink cartridge, and (to stop me from stealing ink!) has bricked my printer in retaliation. But I am.
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.

I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I always hated the line "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences," and this helps confirm it.

No, "if you say something I dislike I get to shoot you" is not "freedom of speech." Not now, not ever.
Lisa McClain refuses to unequivocally condemn threats of violence against Democratic members of Congress who Trump said should be put to death, and says, "there are consequences. You can have freedom of speech, but freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences."
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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THIS JUST IN: Socialism won
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you're a pet hoarder I've got good news for you, a new product may be coming out:
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet
The rubbish raiders are showing reductions in snout length, a sign of early domestication, researchers say.
bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Remember that old Onion piece, "Bill Gates gives himself 25 Intelligence, 30 Charisma"?
No longer parody.
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I heard somewhere that the Joker ATE one BILLION people in a recent comic.

Can anyone confirm this?

If so, then I say: Time for the mainstream comics industry to touch grass and stop publishing for oh, 40 years or so. It's obviously lost its way.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
IANAL but I don't see why it "could topple" the case. It DOES "topple" the case! How could even the most Trump-addled judge let a federal case continue without a grand jury indictment?
🚨BREAKING: Federal prosecutors admitted Wednesday that the grand jury handling the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey never reviewed or voted on the final indictment used to charge him — a virtually unprecedented revelation that could topple the entire case.
In Stunning Admission, DOJ Says Grand Jury Never Saw Indictment Against Comey
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We saw Kathleen Madigan in Peekskill on Saturday. She was great!
She started the show saying she liked Peekskill, which was "like a Hallmark Christmas movie with meth." Accurate enough.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I get hot & bothered when people insist on a line that may be broadly correct, but doesn't make sense in details.

These days, it's saying that we have Trump because "white people went crazy because we elected a Black president." /1
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Waitaminute, they're sneaking their cattle in from SOUTH AMERICA?!? How the fuck does THAT work?!
Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So today has been a sewage and dead body day. How's yours?

(Don't worry, not a human or pet body, far as I can tell.)
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Crazy thing is, if crypto is used for criminal activity that gives it *actual value*. It's not a purely speculative asset like an NFT, worth $0 once the fad passes. (That doesn't mean it's a worthy investment!)
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ooh, how much for the Virgin Mary? How much for Moses?
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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internet is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Have I said how much I love this image? I love this image.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Also most voters have just never thought remotely seriously about policy. “Should we get rid of illegal immigrants? Well, of course; they’re illegal!” There’s nothing deeper than that going on until they start seeing what that actually entails.
Some Dems and pundits overread the significance of Trump's win. They looked at dissatisfaction with the border and discerned a seismic cultural reaction to immigration levels inside the country. The former was real. The latter is a mirage.

(h/t @gelliottmorris.com)

newrepublic.com/article/2030...
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM